We all know there are some crazy ass chicks out there. Listen, if you have to say “no, she is actually really cool” nine times out of ten you have Freddy Krueger himself as a girlfriend. Luckily for you, there are some tell tale signs that are routinely overlooked.
1. She stalks you. “Hey babe, I didn’t know you were in this Fantasy Football league too!” 😐
2. She needs constant attention. “Look at me, Look at me!!”
3. She gets physical during arguments. (touching you should be strictly back rubs or some type of porn star quality act)
4. She makes paranoid assumptions. “Who was that?” “Why were you late?” “Let me smell your underwear” 😐
5. She is extremely jealous. “Why is that waitress smiling at you?”
If you spot even just 1 of these 5, break up with her asap. VIA TEXT
You will thank me later
Doc
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