According to “The Redskins Rule” Romney will be our next President

Minus the 2004 result, things aren’t looking so good for Bronco Bama this coming Tuesday.

Mitt Romney Has Binders Full of Women

The media is making a big fuss of this comment Mitt Romney made and people all over are creating Mitt Memes. I dont get it but hey…

..I don’t doubt that silver fox Mitt, has a whole gaggle of girls. 65 years of putting in all american work, I bet ol’ Mitt has built up quite the binder of babes.

Romney: “I was completely wrong”

Mitt Romney said he was “completely wrong” when he argued that nearly half of Americans were “victims” and dependent on government.

Last month, secretly recorded video of Romney showed him saying 47% of Americans will vote for President Barack Obama “no matter what.”

“There are 47% who are with him, who are dependent on government, who believe that, that they are victims, who believe that government has the responsibility to care for them. Who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing.”

Ok Ok can anyone say RED FLAG?

Walk with me here….

You get caught cheating, red handed no less.  You have two instant options you can choose from AND you have you think fast…well three but running away as fast as you can doesn’t necessarily apply here.  1. “Baby, Baby I can explainnnnn!”  Or 2.  “I know what I did was wrong, will you forgive me?”  😦 Word to the wise ALWAYS choose option #1!!!  Use big words, speak in circles, show empathy,  point the blame elsewhere, but whatever you do, no matter what, don’t say you knew what you did was wrong.  You’re only saying that cause you got caught sucker.  Now I’m not taking sides yet here, but it makes you think a little.  Hypothetically, Mitt Romney is president, he bombs lets sayyyyyy Deleware.  Then he takes a month to come out and say….ehhhhh I was completely wrong.  Bottom line when hunting for a president of the great and wonderful U.S of A, we the people look for someone who is never wrong.  Orrr can confuse the shit out of us to make us think that they weren’t wrong.  Either way I’m calling bad move here Mitt.  Real bad.


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