Mark Wahlberg Gets the Lead Role In Transformers 4

Yahoo Mark Wahlberg has proven through the years that one can shake a youthful image–such as a buff white rapper–and become a successful actor with several high-profile film credits under his name. Now it looks like he’s going to add a big-budget action flick to his resume, despite the director’s original denials.

What can Wahlberg do wrong?  We all know about his past as Marky Mark; addicted to coke at 13, beating up police and other people blah blah blah.. He escaped that; Escaped his awful hair choices over the years i.e Vince Papale in Invincible etc etc. Its hard not to like the guy, but damn He is owning it.. what can he not do?

Best Friends with Teddy Bear – Ted

Cop – We own the night/The Other Guys

Police Sargent – The Departed

Retired Marine – Shooter

Porn Star – Boogie Nights

Rock StarRock Star

Bodybuilder – Pain and gain

Fisherman – The Perfect Storm

Killer – Fear

Athlete – Invincible

High School Basketball Player – The Basketball Diaries

Plus lets not forget he was the producer of Entourage and Boardwalk Empire!

Are you shittin me Wahlberg? The list goes on! My fingers just got tired of typing.. jeez Marky Mark send some of those sky miles my way.

Optimus Chachy

Map shows racist tweets by state following Obama’s re-election

DM – Map shows how concentration of racist tweets about Obama were from heavily Republican states of Mississippi and Louisiana.

Damnnnn dirty dirty why you be hatin?  Still mad about that civil war thing?  :/

Remind me to turn down my rap music if I ever drive through Mississippi for realssss.  No seriously Tweet it to me @masonjarsports   I know, I know we have Twitter….do as I say not as I do  😐

On a brighter note it looks as if Montana, Idaho, Wyoming and South Dakota either dont use Twitter or are judgement free zones.  Either way I just got a new found appreciation for those absolutely meaningless states.

MC Icey Miggs

HERE’S LOOKIN’ UP YOUR SKIRTS LOUISIANA

 

Wow! 5 Friends Take The Same Picture For 30 Years!

These 5 friends have taken the same picture for the past 30 years on their annual lake trip! Oh wait; they’ve taken it every 5 years for the past 30? Ohh so you mean they’ve only made it out to the lake 6 times in 30 years?

“Man, what happened? We used to go every summer! Man oh man, times they are a changing.”

Nevertheless pretty impressive! I wonder if the two guys on the left have  looked like serial killers 30 years ago too!

Chach

Which is the Better of Two Evils

  

DM – Democrat candidate attacked for having ‘disturbing double life‘ as an orc assassin in World of Warcraft wins key battleground district

It turns out most voters don’t see a history of killing dragons in your free time as an impediment to holding office. 

Despite a campaign Maine Democrat state senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz as leading a ‘disturbing double life’ because she played the video game World of Warcraft, Lachowicz handily won the election Tuesday.

First off, This is totally this lady: 

I’m a little partial here, These lord of the rings; World of Warcraft weirdos literally live in this second life and will do anything and everything to keep it going including steal money in real life/hack bank accounts (still bitter) etc.  So if I am in Maine, this lady would never get my vote; unless of course this guy Martin is running. I don’t know what it is but I feel as though anyone running for office should not have a chinstrap, never trust a guy with a chinstrap little rule i live by, never guided me the wrong way either.

Kid Finds Parents’ $4100 Life Savings… Spends It On Candy.

A 9-year-old Ukrainian boy spent nearly $4,000 on candy in several days, the money coming from his parents’ savings hidden in a couch, he recieved help from an older mentally challenged guy to convert the money. The older guy always got a tip. 

Are you shitting me buddy? We have people throwing acid in kids eyes for looking at boys and this little mother fucker eats 4,000 dollars worth of candy and gets a slap on the wrist?  I would have a beheading video out by now. Hey Little Timmy its fasting Friday, Get in the hole.

But, on this kids side of things; who hides $4,000 dollars in the fucking couch?

Young Kenyan mother names new-born twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

41% chance Barack grows up and plays for Manchester United.  88% chance Mitt grows up with a SEVERE inferiority complex and has major inadequacy issues. Not sure ma dukes thought this one through to well.

Trump found his Twitter app again

DM – The Donald has always been outspoken where President Obama is concerned, riding him on everything from his college records to his birth certificate. 

And this Election Day was no different. Moments after the president’s victory was projected by several news outlets last night, Donald Trump took to Twitter to voice his outrage, demanding a ‘revolution.’

He also said that the Democrat’s re-election to office was a ‘great and disgusting injustice.

I think the biggest injustice is allowing senile old people to own a Twitter account.  Hey, I’m all for free speech, but when it makes its readers dumber that’s when I have to take a stand.  You stated Obama lost the popular vote when only 85% of the total votes were tallied…he actually ended up winning both the electoral college AND the popular vote.  Sooooo in actuality you were asking the minority to “march on Washington” and revolt?  Not really sure you thought that through all the way pal.  You want to make a difference?  Offer up suggestions, instead of ranting, waving and screaming “look at me, look at me.”  You want to stir up controversy and be the Howard Stern of politics to try to stay relevant?  Go right ahead, but remember one thing you weird haired old freak, the world is laughing at you not us. 

USA!

Wister Miggles Political Correspondent

Obama or Romney: Who athletes are voting for

Jeter’s an Obama man

A-Rod is a Mittens guy

Floyd loves him some Obama

The Bear is pulling for Mitt

Vincanity is a Bama man

Elway is all Romney all day

MJ is for BO

Peyton wears Mittens

Emmit is Barackin

Greg Anothey…who cares?  Ok its Mitt Romney

The Diesel is voting for Barack

Hulk has a man crush on Romney

Rooney (cant vote) but his man crush is on Obama

Pretty Rickie is a Romney man

Miggles Undecided

According to “The Redskins Rule” Romney will be our next President

Minus the 2004 result, things aren’t looking so good for Bronco Bama this coming Tuesday.

Terry Bradshaw: Looks Like Reggie Bush Was “Chasing That Bucket of Chicken”

Terry Bradshaw’s comments are about as racist as this picture:

But who cares, It’s Terry Bradshaw. We love him, he’s harmless.

Man arrested after punching neighbour in the face, then bragging about it on TWITTER

DM – A Florida man’s love of social media has landed him behind bars after he bragged on Twitter about punching his neighbour.

According to an arrest report, Brandon Michael Perry, of Naples, got into an argument with a neighbour about Perry’s sister on October 25.

The unnamed victim told police that later that day Perry punched him in the face, knocking him off his bicycle while he was riding home from a grocery store.

The Naples Daily News reported that detectives looked at Perry’s Twitter account, where the 30-year-old unemployed man described himself as a ‘pill-popping animal’ and a father of one.

He fired off several profanity-laced tweets about his nemesis, including one posted at 10.37am where he wrote that he was going to ‘knock’ his neighbour ‘out cold’ that day.

About 10 minutes later, Perry tweeted that the victim was ‘talking about callin da police!’ and added that ‘He betta call Jesus, because that’s da only thing gone save him!’

After the neighbour told police he wished to press battery charges, Perry again turned to his favorite social media site, writing that the victim ‘really put da police on me for real!!! A n**** done f***ed his whole life up!’

He added: ‘N****s pressing charges n filling police reports out on me know, got me running from da police!’ 

Later that night, Perry offered some more insights on his predicament, writing: ‘Thinking about going to turn myself in, in a lil bit! I just hate that long ass booking process!’

Perry later said that he went down to the police station because ‘If I don’t go, a warrant will b out by noon!’

Fatboy Swaggin sounds like a good time huh? 😐

I’m guessing that if my bid to have everyone take an IQ test before they can own a Twitter account was put into effect,  that Mr. Swaggin would not be allowed.  

Twitty Miggs

New way to get your baby to help with the housework

 

DM – An enterprising designer has come up with a unique way to get children involved with the housework: by turning crawling babies into cleaning machines.

The entrepreneur has combined the traditional ‘onesie’ babygro with specially designed mop heads fixed to the arms and legs which enable babies to polish the floor as they learn to crawl.

The website where these are sold posted the outfit will ‘teach your baby a strong work ethic early on in their life’ while helping to educate them not to drop food on the floor.

They go on to say that the baby ‘will get a nice workout, burn off energy, and do muscle toning. And sleep better too.’

Listen, I’m all about teaching work ethic, muscle tone and whatever else these guys  saying to sell this god aweful thing, but I have one question.  Why in the hell would you have your baby on a dirty floor?

Papa Miggs

Reverend Joseph Lowery: “All white people are going to hell”

DM -A civil rights icon who gave the benediction at President Obama’s inauguration said that he believed ‘all white people were going to hell’.

The Reverend Joseph Lowery, 91, was speaking at a rally in Georgia.

According to an account in the Monroe County Reporter: ‘Lowery said that when he was a young militant, he used to say all white folks were going to hell.

‘Then he mellowed and just said most of them were. Now, he said, he is back to where he was.’

He was also quoted as telling an audience at the St James Baptist Church in Forsyth, Georgia: ‘I don’t know what kind of a n***er wouldn’t vote with a black man running he also told according to the paper.

He was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2009 by Barack Obama?!

Ummm yea, hard to find a way to spin this one…

He’s senial?

At least he doesnt have Twitter?

I got nothin.

Dub Miggles

“Redskins Rule” Predicts Winner of the Presidential Election

If this holds true we should have an early look at who our president is going to be 2 days before election day. 

ESPN – The “Redskins Rule” 18 for 18 in terms of predicting the presidential elections since 1940, a Redskins’ victory this Sunday over the Carolina Panthers would seem to indicate another term in office for Obama, while a Panthers win would bode well for Mitt Romney and the Republicans.

Year Presidential Election Redskins game Redskins
Win/Lose
Incumbent
Keep/Lose
White House
2012 Obama (D) vs. Romney (R) Redskins vs. Panthers TBD TBD
2008 Obama (D) defeats McCain (R) Steelers def. Redskins,
23-6
Lose Lose
2004 Bush (R) def. Kerry (D) Packers def. Redskins,
28-14
Lose Keep *
2000 Bush (R) def. Gore (D) Titans def. Redskins,
27-21
Lose Lose
1996 Clinton (D) def. Dole (R) Redskins def. Colts,
31-16
Win Keep
1992 Clinton (D) def. Bush (R) Giants def. Redskins,
24-7
Lose Lose
1988 Bush (R) def. Dukakis (D) Redskins def. Saints,
27-24
Win Keep
1984 Reagan (R) def. Mondale (D) Redskins def. Falcons,
27-14
Win Keep
1980 Reagan (R) def. Carter (D) Vikings def. Redskins,
39-14
Lose Lose
1976 Carter (D) def. Ford (R) Cowboys def. Redskins,
20-7
Lose Lose
1972 Nixon (R) def. McGovern (D) Redskins def. Cowboys,
24-20
Win Keep
1968 Nixon (R) def. Humphrey (D) Giants def. Redskins,
13-10
Lose Lose
1964 Johnson (D) def. Goldwater (R) Redskins def. Bears,
27-20
Win Keep
1960 Kennedy (D) def. Nixon (R) Browns def. Redskins,
31-10
Lose Lose
1956 Eisenhower (R) def. Stevenson (D) Redskins def. Browns,
20-9
Win Keep
1952 Eisenhower (R) def. Stevenson (D) Steelers def. Redskins,
24-23
Lose Lose
1948 Truman (D) def. Dewey (R) Redskins def. Boston Yanks,
59-21
Win Keep
1944 Roosevelt (D) def. Dewey (R) Redskins def. Rams,
14-10
Win Keep
1940 Roosevelt (D) def. Willkie (R) Redskins def. Steelers,
37-10
Win Keep
 
 

 

* Though the incumbent party (Republican) won the election, which would break the rule, the incumbent party had not won the popular vote in the previous election (2000), thereby generating an alternate variant of the rule.
 

Human Wikipedia?

Is it weird that i’m still not impressed? So the guy sat in his living room with flashcards of famous peoples lifespans. Its what they did in the dash bro. Let me guess buddy, you’re an excellent driver?

Guy is a modern day rain man:

Award for DUMBEST Halloween Costume goes toooo….

CHRIS BROWN

The Taliban….Really? You already have half the woman in the world hating you…whats another few million armed forces.  Jerk

Looters brag on Twitter

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times…STAY OFF TWITTER!

“Yo man what you in for?”

“Yoooo they got my on stealin a kitty cat yoooo” 

“Howd they get you on that?!”

“I posted it on Twitter” 😐

 

 

 MIGGLES HOUSE

Tebow Tied Down

TMZ – Tim Tebow has finally scored — problem is, it’s off the field — because TMZ got the first pic showing Tim with his hot new girlfriend/actress, who is no stranger to famous virgins.

Tim and Camilla Belle showed up at Latitude 30 in Jacksonville, Florida Tuesday night, where they bowled and partied.


Uh oh expect wedding bells in the near future. From Jonas Brother to Tebow, Camilla belle is known for stripping V-Cards.   As we all know Timmy wont hit it til its legit. How much better of a QB will Tebow be after he bangs his new girlfriend… Rex Ryan put her up to this or what?

 

Dodgers A.J Ellis Watches as Wife Delivers Baby While He Is Driving Her To The Hospital.

Yahoo – Cindy laid down the front passenger seat and turned to face out the rear window of the car. Writhing in pain, she got down on all fours and gripped the headrest.

“I kept telling him the pain was not normal, but in his mind it was,” Cindy said. “Then a minute later I felt the head.”

They were 18 miles from the hospital.

“Let me see the car fax”.

Wow, hope they were able to get the placenta off the seats A.J. Congrats on the new baby girl.

This qualifies right: