Barack Obama and Mitt Romney’s Best Videos from the Election

Obama or Romney: Who athletes are voting for

Jeter’s an Obama man

A-Rod is a Mittens guy

Floyd loves him some Obama

The Bear is pulling for Mitt

Vincanity is a Bama man

Elway is all Romney all day

MJ is for BO

Peyton wears Mittens

Emmit is Barackin

Greg Anothey…who cares?  Ok its Mitt Romney

The Diesel is voting for Barack

Hulk has a man crush on Romney

Rooney (cant vote) but his man crush is on Obama

Pretty Rickie is a Romney man

Miggles Undecided

Human Wikipedia?

Is it weird that i’m still not impressed? So the guy sat in his living room with flashcards of famous peoples lifespans. Its what they did in the dash bro. Let me guess buddy, you’re an excellent driver?

Guy is a modern day rain man:

Celebratory Gunfire at Wedding Cuts Down Cable Lines Electrocutes 23

Yahoo – RIYADH (Reuters) – Celebratory gunfire at a wedding party in eastern Saudi Arabia on Tuesday night brought down an electric cable, killing 23 people, a local civil defense official said.

“At the wedding, the cable fell on a metal door and the 23 people who died were all electrocuted,” Eastern Province official Abdullah Khashman said by phone.

It probably went a little something like this: “How come youve never fired your weapon at a wedding before? Its called a wedding pop we’ve all done it, Its celebratory.”

And that kids, Is why you don’t pop off at a wedding.

Philly wedding brawl caught on tape

The night every girl dreams of.  I love love.

(CBS) PHILADELPHIA – Police said a man died of a heart attack and three men were arrested amid a massive wedding brawl that broke out at a hotel early Sunday in downtown PhiladelphiaCBS Philly reports.

At least two separate wedding receptions got into a fight that began inside a Sheraton hotel in the Society Hill section of Philadelphia, police said. Dozens of people were involved. The brawl spilled out into the street and police were called in around 1:30 a.m.

Eyewitnesses told CBS Philly that the fight began in the lobby and escalated to the point where the cops requested a 3rd assist, which is an all-hands-on-deck call. The melee was caught on tape and posted to YouTube

Mark Cuban Drunk Dancing to Gangnam Style

Guess that sixty five year old physique of Cubans cant handle the booze like it used to.. Nothing quite says high powered billionaire like getting fucked up off bud light platinums and horse riding to Korean music with 22 year old girls..

Who else thought he was going down at the 10 second mark?

Skateboarder Lit Up By Deer.

Was he trying to Skitch that thing? That’s got to hurt.. Going 40 miles an hour down a hill you lose all logic clearly, this guys state of mind appears to be ” woah deer!! Brah, I could beat it..”  as he hooks right to go around it and then boom hows the ground taste? all his buddies are like fuck you we cant stop! And the random guy on the side of the road is saying bro i’ll help you tape your skin back on. And that deer is like fuck me man not again.

Bambi might have a new spot above the fireplace after that one…

Random Monday Thought: 5 TV Shows I Wish Would Come Back Exactly How They Were.

They Just Don’t Make Television programs like they used to.

 

1. Baywatch

 

2. Saved By The Bell

 

3. Boy Meets World

 

4. Step By Step 

 

5. Full House

 

Bonus: The OC (Dont Judge ME.)

 

If these intros don’t touch you… you’re a sicko.