Ughhh Kate Upton.. You’ve Done It Again.

Kate Upton has once again outdone herself.

Yao Ming Golfing?

More like Wow Ming, put that fucking club down before you hurt someone.

…I feel his pain.

Lindsay Lohan goes Chris Brown on Amanda Bynes via Twitter

Hows this for Foreshadowing? 

First off, these are two irrelevant “celebrities” who have gotten a lot of sub par publicity the past few months. However, it seems that since the former All That star (Bynes)  downward spiral, Lindsay Lohan feels that shes getting an unfair shake.  Hookers gonna hate.

Amanda Bynes‘ recent driving record is worse than an 85 year old Asian guy with mild retardation and partial blindness.  She COULD hit the broad side of a barn going 80 on sunset and I don’t even know how that’s possible.

Lohan Tweets:

Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? +

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 17, 2012

These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-nightall*

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 17, 2012

This May have just ignited a Disney-Nickelodeon Battle. Bring Back TGIF for the win Motherfuckers.

When all is said and done I think i’d still rather bang Lohan out of the two of them.

How about you?

Civil War Wednesday’s – South Blog

Joke gone wrong: Mr Seng had been unable to bore an air-hole in the thick cardboard

DM – A fun-loving boyfriend decided to surprise his partner by posting her an unusual present – himself.
But the joke went horribly wrong when the delivery was delayed and he almost suffocated to death.
Hu Seng, from Chongqing city, southern China, got a friend to tape him into a box, which he had paid a courier firm to deliver to his partner, Li Wang.

Should’ve got the oxygen add-on bro, 55 cents extra.

China just going hard in the paint, not even an anniversary or anything.. dude just almost killed himself and wouldn’t even punch a hole in the box as hes struggling for air. (didn’t want to ruin the surprise)  are you fucking kidding me.

The surprising thing to me is not that this dude tried to mail himself to his girlfriend as a joke, certainly not that he got lost in the mail and almost died.. but the fact that his buddy waited outside of the apartment for 3 hours. that’s dedication… after that first 45 minutes you could find me on the couch playing a little madden cause I have better things to do on my day off.
and apparently this guys girlfriend is: Lil Wang

solely based on pronunciation.