Wow! 5 Friends Take The Same Picture For 30 Years!

These 5 friends have taken the same picture for the past 30 years on their annual lake trip! Oh wait; they’ve taken it every 5 years for the past 30? Ohh so you mean they’ve only made it out to the lake 6 times in 30 years?

“Man, what happened? We used to go every summer! Man oh man, times they are a changing.”

Nevertheless pretty impressive! I wonder if the two guys on the left have  looked like serial killers 30 years ago too!


Man arrested after punching neighbour in the face, then bragging about it on TWITTER

DM – A Florida man’s love of social media has landed him behind bars after he bragged on Twitter about punching his neighbour.

According to an arrest report, Brandon Michael Perry, of Naples, got into an argument with a neighbour about Perry’s sister on October 25.

The unnamed victim told police that later that day Perry punched him in the face, knocking him off his bicycle while he was riding home from a grocery store.

The Naples Daily News reported that detectives looked at Perry’s Twitter account, where the 30-year-old unemployed man described himself as a ‘pill-popping animal’ and a father of one.

He fired off several profanity-laced tweets about his nemesis, including one posted at 10.37am where he wrote that he was going to ‘knock’ his neighbour ‘out cold’ that day.

About 10 minutes later, Perry tweeted that the victim was ‘talking about callin da police!’ and added that ‘He betta call Jesus, because that’s da only thing gone save him!’

After the neighbour told police he wished to press battery charges, Perry again turned to his favorite social media site, writing that the victim ‘really put da police on me for real!!! A n**** done f***ed his whole life up!’

He added: ‘N****s pressing charges n filling police reports out on me know, got me running from da police!’ 

Later that night, Perry offered some more insights on his predicament, writing: ‘Thinking about going to turn myself in, in a lil bit! I just hate that long ass booking process!’

Perry later said that he went down to the police station because ‘If I don’t go, a warrant will b out by noon!’

Fatboy Swaggin sounds like a good time huh? 😐

I’m guessing that if my bid to have everyone take an IQ test before they can own a Twitter account was put into effect,  that Mr. Swaggin would not be allowed.  

Twitty Miggs

Looters brag on Twitter

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times…STAY OFF TWITTER!

“Yo man what you in for?”

“Yoooo they got my on stealin a kitty cat yoooo” 

“Howd they get you on that?!”

“I posted it on Twitter” 😐




Terrell Owens Plays Midget In 1 on 1 Basketball…Loses.

Okay, after watching that I don’t know what they left out but my immediate takeaways are 1.) how do you guard that little guy morally. 2.) T.O apparently cannot drive to the basket? 3.) T.O get a job 4.) Who is that babe at 38 seconds in the background?

Drake Graduates! High School?

DM – He’s sold over 5million albums and his latest tour took more than $42million.

But for rapper Drake none of that compares to his pride at graduating from high school.

The 25-year-old finally gained his diploma on Wednesday, ten years after leaving school at just 15 in search of stardom.

He tweeted to fans: ‘One of the greatest feelings in my entire life. As of tonight I have graduated high school!’

I guess he just wants to be, he just wants to be successfullllll.

This goes to show you do not need high school to make it in life.  Any high school kids reading this should drop out now and rap.

This has been a public service announcement from the Jar.

Mitt Romney Has Binders Full of Women

The media is making a big fuss of this comment Mitt Romney made and people all over are creating Mitt Memes. I dont get it but hey…

..I don’t doubt that silver fox Mitt, has a whole gaggle of girls. 65 years of putting in all american work, I bet ol’ Mitt has built up quite the binder of babes.

‘Zumba prostitute’ client list released by police and we have the names

If you play you gotta pay…these guys actually paid to play and now are paying again?  Anyway here is the list of names….more to come…

Fathers, husbands and prominent business owners have been sensationally revealed to be among 21 clients of the alleged ‘Zumba prostitute’ Alexis Wright.

They are accused of paying to have sex with Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor who is charged with running an illicit brothel out of her exercise studio in Kennebunk Maine.

Police said more than 150 people are suspected of being clients and more are to be released soon.  


 The names of the alleged clients of the Zumba prostitute are:

Gary Bahlkow, Jens Bergen, Norman Crepeau, Joseph Cuetara, Kenneth Fairbanks, Donald Hill, Monie Hobbs, David Kline, Robert Labonte, Dale Madore, Paul Main, Harry McMann, Kevin Pagliccia, Claude Palmer, Philip Parker, Colin Powers, Clinton Ray, James Soule, John Verreault, James White and Peter Wormell.

Remember boys, deny deny deny, use big words, speak in circles, blame someone else, point the finger back at her, but never, never admit it.  Im here to help 😉

Oh and whatever you do…DONT let them see this picture.  Eeeeeek!


Richard Sherman Talks Trash to Tom Brady

So Richard Sherman was in Tom Brady’s face all game Sunday, taking every opportunity to get in his ear. “I kept saying I’m going to get that next time,” Sherman recalled to the Tacoma News Tribune. “Every TV timeout, I went up and said it right to (Brady): ‘Please keep trying me. I’m going to take it from you.’ That was when they were winning. He just gave me that look and said, ‘Oh, I’ll see you after game.’ Well, I made sure I saw him after the game.”

Sherman tweeted:

“He told me and earl to see him after the game when they win….. I found him after…. “

Thennnnn he tweeted:


Thennnnnnnn he tweeted:

“Brady sure looks like a man who turned the 12thMan against us”


“Patriots fans mad lol… Talking bout Super Bowl rings…. What have u done lately? Oh ur 3-3 lol”

And finally:

“Lol these ppl are hilarious … They have the audacity to call someone classless when they are name calling over the net lol… I love it”

I love how people are calling this a “Tom Brady trash talk backfire.”  The kid was in his ear all game and I actually think one of the classiest responses, besides not responding at all is “see me after we win.”  Granted he was wrong, but I don’t think its a bad move, considering they usually win 9 times out of 10 in that situation.

Richard Sherman

  • Birth DateMarch 30, 1988 (Age: 24)
  • Birth PlaceCompton, CA
  • Experience2 years
  • College Stanford

Theres a couple ways you can look at this.  Id like to call Sherman an idiot, but noticed he went to Stanford?? I can easily call him a thug…born and raised in Compton, Ah ha, to easy. I will do neither.  I dont think the big deal here is the trash talking, its the amount.  Im all for it and have been guilty of it once or twice myself, but there is a limit though.  Getting in his ear on the field is fine, seeing him after the game is finer.  Tweeting over and over and over and over again about it afterwards is not.  Its exactly what he has been called as of late…classless.  Act like youve been there, act like youll do it again.  So back to the root cause…not stupid – Stanford, not a thug – Compton (to easy), He’s only 24, a baby, so Im going to call this age and lack of maturity, withhhhh a sprinkle of thug (sorry couldnt resist).

Ill leave you with a bit of class:

Asked about Sherman’s comments Monday, Patriots offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels said he doesn’t pay attention to the trash talk.

“They have a good defense, they really do. They have one of the top defenses in the league. I give them a lot of credit,” he said. “They play a lot of players in there, and they play the run well, and they defend the pass well. They don’t give up a lot of big plays. They played better than we did yesterday.”

PS – I hate the Patriots and was completely happy to see all of this play out.  You suck Tom!!! What son?? WHAT???

What? I said I was guilty of it too 😉



One More Reason To Get Rid of Detroit.

Squatters, cant live with em, cant..get…rid…of…them??

DM – A Detroit woman and her one-year-old daughter are being forced to live with a squatter in their own home until a housing court decides on eviction proceedings.

Homeowner Heidi Peterson claims the squatter, former tenant Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, took over the residence while Peterson was away for a year during extensive home repairs.

Easy on the self portraits buckwheat

First order of business: Detroit must really be as awful as I think it is if that Colonial mansion is going for $23k (What Al Jefferson‘s bed cost).

Secondly, A “write in candidate“?  Sweet button!

Terrell Owens To Jets: ‘I’m Available!’; Rex Won’t Rule Out Veteran

So this broke ass 40 something is still at it.  This guy has burned every bridge imaginable in the NFL and even been cut by the “Allen Wranglers” an arena football league, yet he still thinks he has a shot.  Not to mention IF he had some ability left, he drops balls like its his job, which his job is to really catch…you get it.   If the Jets entertain this even for one second (which it looks like the might) they are more of a joke than we thought.

TO Tweeted:

“Hey JETS!!! I’m available! I’m ready, willing & able!” T.O. wrote. “Call my agent @jordanwoy & let’s make it happen.” 

Let me de-code that for everyone “I spent all my money like and idiot and I need a job!”

This just shows the state of the Jets and how truly stupid Rex Ryan is.  When asked if he would be interested in bringing back veteran Plaxico Burress,  Rex  said the Jets were looking “for guys maybe a little younger and a little more speed.” Burress is 35 years old. Owens will turn 39 in December.  Yet later on when asked about the possibilities of bringing TO on Sexy Rexy responded with, “You never say never, will look at all options.” Did you even listen to what you just said moron?!

Anyway Jets stink, Rex is an idiot, and one more celebrity athlete is broke looking for a job.  So nothings really changed in the NFL today.


Bam Margera In Trouble After He Holds Gun to Puppies Head

Bro, you never do that to a puppy. Never.

Fox – “Jackass” star Bam Margera says he condemns animal abuse and didn’t mean any harm by a photo posted online showing him holding his pit bull puppy with a toy gun pointed to its head.

The 33-year-old Margera had posted the photo on Twitter, saying that if the dog made a mess in his bed again “Penny goes Bye Byes.”

Its funny how we can see a million pictures a day of guns pointed at people, war, violence, etc, but one idiot C lister points a gun at a puppy and the whole world is up in “arms”  Get it?

Personally, Im more shocked at the shit hole it looks like Bam lives in.

Spanish Cops Know How To Party

DM – It has been reported that the estranged wife of one of the officers posted the footage onto YouTube, which has led to the pair being disciplined by Cerdanyola del Vallés town hall, near Barcelona.

She told Spanish newspaper El Mundo that she found the video on his work laptop, recorded it on her mobile phone and uploaded it.

A note on the video says: ‘Isn’t it great to have these kind of jobs where we can do whatever we want?’

This is a major fuck you from an Ex-Wife, First I’m taking the house, the kids, the gerbil, all your money and now I’m going to exploit your gay relationship with your partner.

Spanish cops just going rogue, love that flash light move in the beginning.. These guys have definitely been watching boogie nights after their shift.

Everyone knows gay dancing in your patrol vehicle is great team bonding activity.. so lay off.

The only way this video could have been better is if they were all “wait who’s driving the car”… SMASH!

Detroit Police Chief Godbee Suspended


       like exact look a likes right?

DM – Detroit‘s top law enforcement officer has been suspended amid allegations that he had a sexual relationship with a subordinate.

Chief Ralph Godbee’s affair with Angelica Robinson, an internal affairs officer, emerged after she posted a photo with her service weapon in her mouth on Twitter, after learning Godbee was at a police conference with another woman.

Godbee had other officers locate the 37-year-old and put her under surveillance after seeing her photo.

Get your shit together Detroit!

Two cops in Detroit having an affair.. she posts picture with police issued gun in her mouth on twitter.. What the fuck kind of outcome was she expecting?

PS how many times you think Godbee used the term “Service Weapon” off the clock.

Same Guy:

Whoever Said Wrestling Is Fake Was An Idiot

DM – An ex-professional wrestler used a classic choke hold to send an unruly passenger on a train straight to the mat. The display of raw power was so terrifying, the passenger reportedly lost control of his bladder.

The Sheik, just going back to the glory days. Tell me he didn’t go into full character on this train.. I am 100% Sure an onlooker gave him the 3 count after this guy pissed himself.

PS  “The display of raw power was so terrifying  the passenger reportedly lost control of his bladder” What an unreal line, I would put that on my resume.

Mason Jar Weekend Recap: 1st Edition


N.C State Wolfpack dominate Citadel – 

ACC Recap – 

Florida, Georgia and Alabama roll over competition – 

Greenday frontman Billie Joe Armstrong Loses it – 

Olsen Twins are dream killing whores – PEREZ (Video)



NFL– Refs are still retarded – 

Ravens missed field goal –


Belichick choke slams referee (well in Belichick actions at least)   

Tracy Morgan passes out at Emmy awards onstage (got me) 

Jimmy Kimmel is skinny(ier)? (when did this happen?) someone didnt tell us he’s doing Atkins ! 

Brandt Snedeker Wins Fed Ex cup and 10 Million Dollar Bonus –  

I Think Everyone Has Felt This Way About Time Warner Cable at Some Point

DM – He’s battled the forces of evil in X-Men, explored the deepest regions of space in Star Trek, and has even been knighted for his achievements in acting.

But there’s one thing Sir Patrick Stewart could not do – deal with the local cable company.

The British actor spent a harrowing 36 hours waiting for cable empire Time Warner to come to his $2million home in Brooklyn, only to tweet that the experience made him lose ‘the will to live.’
I could say a billion things about Time Warner Cable but I don’t want to give them that. What I will say is:  What the fuck is this creepy star trek guy doing in a ball pit? Chuck E Cheese is closed to guys like you.   Secondly, cmon bro… will to live? don’t go all Dead Poets Society on us, shit happens its cable and internet log into your apple iPhone hit up your 4g network and download a couple apps. Isn’t there something you could do in that 2 million dollar house of yours?

Madden Dumps Chad

To the normal person, if the worst part of your day is you realizing you’re no longer in Madden you had an ok day.  Unfortunately for #85 he is not a normal person, so I’m banking on he’s devastated.  He may be out of Madden, but I have a feeling he’s not out of the limelight.  His career has legs (pun intended) beyond football and Im sure we’ll being hearing from him for a long time to come.

Wister Miggles

Chad Johnson

Hufff Post – For the time being, Chad Johnson (formerly known as Ochocinco… after previously being known as Johnson) does not belong to an NFL team. Therefore, The six-time Pro Bowl wide receiver couldn’t find himself in the Madden 2013 video game.

Johnson, who was recently cut by the Miami Dolphins following his arrest fordomestic violence against his wife, realized this on Wednesday afternoon and reacted on Twitter.