“Kart” Mariokart/Drive Parody.

Well Done, This is amazing. I was engaged I would have watched two and a half hours of that for sure.

Ughhh Kate Upton.. You’ve Done It Again.

Kate Upton has once again outdone herself.

This Would Be The EXACT Moment I Quit Karate.

“Nope…Nope… Fuck this, Fuck you guys, I’m out of here”  I would get up throw my gloves and helmet (or whatever the fuck that thing is) and I would be out of that gymnasium for life.

P.S.There is a 100% chance that guy pronounces “Karate” as KahRahTay

Hilarious: Drunk Kid Lit Up On High School Football Field

Easy on the Zimas Zac Efron.

How old is this kid? Is he 19? Is he 40?  I can’t tell. Regardless, the kid definitely was bombing down Bartles and Jaymes in the stands like nobodies business and decided walking out on the field  like “hey this is my game bitch” was a good idea.  Except for the fact “Dad of the Year” was at the game and comes flying in with the knockout blow heard round the world…   Who said old man strength is an old wives tale?

P.S whats look is he going for with that belt exactly?

Hurricane Sandy Live Coverage

How many times in the past few days has John Travolta been singing this song while banging his Airplane Pilot Man Mistress?

Reporter Afraid of “Wiggling Carp” Almost Falls Out of Boat

Okay, first things first. 7 seconds in.. clearly best moment in that guys life.

Secondly, that reporter is a babe.

that’s it that’s all.

Lena Dunham Obama Ad?

Wait, does this little blouse wearing “fella” have a mushroom cut?  And furthermore, did he just say he wants to bang the President of the United States??  Ive heard of trashy campaign adds, but resorting to porn is, well AWESOME in my eyes.

This could either backfire really, really bad or be the smartest campaign move ever!  Either way I CANNOT wait to see Romney’s version of this.

 

Carlton Fisk DUI

ESPNESPN – Hall of Fame catcher Carlton Fisk was charged with a DUI in New Lenox, Ill., on Monday after he was found unconscious behind the wheel of his vehicle, which was found in the middle of a corn field, according to New Lenox police.

“Around 7:20 (Monday) night, we received a couple of calls about a vehicle in a field,” Deputy Chief Bob Pawlisz said. “When officers went over there, they found Mr. Fisk unconscious behind the wheel.

This is amazing… Fisk, 7:00 pm on a Monday night. Take notes fellas apparently Carlton is a  hall of famer in more areas then one… absolutely phenomenal story… Like I have so many questions I want to ask him about this night.

Just dancing around his car doing this: