The Rebel Flag is Officially Too Offensive for America

THE CLICKER – The 1969 Dodge Charger from “The Dukes of Hazzard,” known to the world as the General Lee, prominently features the Confederate flag on its roof in the popular 1970s-1980s TV show. Some reports now say the flag will be removed from certain toy versions of the car, and at least one former “Dukes” cast member tells TODAY he’s furious.

Tom Wopat and John Schneider flew around the hills of Hazzard County in the General Lee on “The Dukes of Hazzard.” Now the car’s Confederate flag has become an issue.

Exactly what products might be altered isn’t clear. As reported by ScreenCrush, a poster to HobbyTalk.com’s message board wrote there that he was told by a sales rep for the Tomy toy company that “starting January 1, 2013 all Dukes of Hazzard General Lee vehicles will not be allowed to be produced with the Confederate flag on the top of the vehicle. This directive has been passed onto us from the licensor Warner Brothers.”

When contacted for comment by TODAY, a Warner Bros. Consumer Products spokesperson would say only, “Creative changes have not been made to the look of the collectible, die-cast version of the General Lee vehicle featured in the “Dukes of Hazzard” TV series.”

No clarification was offered on whether products other than die-cast versions of the car would be altered.

Although the report still hasn’t been confirmed,  HobbyTalk readers had no trouble believing it. Wrote one, “Not surprising. They have been removing the image from the model boxes for years. I have one that was a giveaway from the Kansas City Royals that has the Royals logo on the trunk and no roof flag.”

Another wrote, “Was at a Hobby Lobby today. In the model kit section was a 1/25th scale General Lee … without the Confederate flag on the roof!!! It looked strange, to say the least! It’s like the Batmobile without the bat logo.”

But another reader took a different stance. “I am from the West and yes to me the Confederate flag does not (represent) anything positive,” he wrote. “We don’t see Germans flying around the swastika flags (because) it’s their history.”

And yet another wrote that rather than produce a General Lee without the flag, he believed that toymakers would just stop making reproductions of the car. “Warner Bros. will no longer endorse the license for anything that has the Confederate flag on it,” he wrote. “Therefore, if you are a die-cast manufacturer, your license will not be approved if your sample has a Confederate flag on it, (such as the General Lee, Hazzard County Patrol cars, Cooter’s tow truck and so on) if the sample is produced without a flag then it will be issued, but no one is going to do a General Lee with just the 01s and General Lee lettering, it would look silly.”

That same writer noted that with an earlier version of the General Lee, “Warner Bros. requested the flag not be seen when it was on a store shelf. A removable, body-colored cling was attached to the roof of the car to cover the flag until purchase. I knew when this happened that things would be changing soon.”

Although the report still hasn’t been fully confirmed, the mere idea that the General Lee could be altered has angered “Dukes of Hazzard” star Ben Jones. Jones played the General Lee’s mechanic, Cooter Davenport, on “Dukes of Hazzard” and later served two terms in Congress as a Democrat from Georgia. He now owns Cooter’s Place, a chain of “Dukes of Hazzard” museums located in Gatlinburg and Nashville, Tenn.

After hearing the report, Jones released a letter of disapproval to the press on Wednesday, criticizing what he feels is a “narrow-minded, elitist” move on the part of the television studio.

“More than 33 years since the show premiered on CBS-TV on Friday nights, Warner Bros. has issued a new and terribly insulting attack on the South, a region and a culture which Hollywood has trashed for decades,” Jones wrote. “Some unnamed genius at the company feels that the flag is ‘offensive to some’ and therefore it has no business on a classic TV comedy about a bunch of good ol’ boys and girls in the Southern mountains. This is a new level of “P.C.” idiocy. I don’t know about you, but I am tired of being insulted by morons.”

Jones tells TODAY that the decision could hurt the “Dukes of Hazzard” brand by misrepresenting the nature of the flag to young people who watch the show.

“It will make kids unhappy and confused,” he says. “To me, they’re destroying innocence. They’re not responding to people who watch the show, they’re responding to those who don’t follow it. It’s insulting to my culture and my work.”

He adds, “The flag is a part of the almost perfect design of that car, which has been voted the most popular car in the history of film and television. That’s not going to go away. It’s an idiotic decision.”

Jones stresses that he was an avid supporter of the Civil Rights Movement, participating in countless demonstrations in the South in the 1960s. He says he believes in a deep respect for all people, but believes that to assume the Confederate flag merely represents slavery is to overlook history.

“I have a good feel for where people’s heads are on this thing and I don’t understand why it’s happening,” Jones told TODAY. “When “The Dukes of Hazzard” was a big show, it was this positive thing about the car and the culture and the kids, and that went on for years. It is a permanent part of Americana.”

I think only one thing needs to be said here:

Just the good ol’ boys, never meanin’ no harm, beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they were born.

Straigtnin’ the curves, flattenin’ the hills, someday the mountain might get em but the law never will.

To listen to the full song by Waylon Jennings listen to the video below.  And if that don’t get you fired up, then I’ll see you in hell.

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGLZto0xmQU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hungry, Why Wait?

NBC NEWSAn Arizona drifter who skinned a cat and wore its tail and innards around his neck was sentenced to two years in prison on Wednesday.

If you don’t paint your face and eat cats, then fuck you!

Wonder if all local Chinese restaurants have already retained his services when he gets out of jail?

According to the criminal complaint, police arrested Hofstad in January after he broke into a Phoenix warehouse used as a music venue.

Officers found the skinned and gutted remains of a cat inside, and Hofstad wearing the cat’s tail and a piece of its “internals” around his neck on a rope, with his face painted. Police said he had eaten parts of the cat, while some of its other internal organs were kept in a cooler.

Where in the hell did this guy get a fucking cooler?  Great idea though, gotta keep those organs fresh.

Hofstad told police he had recently been released from jail and had nowhere to live. He said he had not eaten in a few days, so he hit the cat with a stick and then stabbed it.

Why the cat would go anywhere near some crazy human with a stick and their face painted we will never know.  He obviously didn’t have any food to lure it in with.  Dumbass cat.

He planned to stuff the animal and save the skeleton “for a decoration for a party.”

Yeah, I was going to use the skeleton as a centerpiece for the table at Thanksgiving with my totally sane family.  Fucking cops always fucking some shit up.  Next time, I will be more careful and make sure to not paint my face and break and enter when I do this.  Totally worth two years in jail though, that cat tasted fucking amazing!