NC Kids Watching Disney Movie Get 6 Minutes of Porn

DM – Youngsters left alone to enjoy a harmless Disney cartoon didn’t get the fairytale ending they were expecting after the film inadvertently cut to scenes from a porn movie.

The shocking error happened while Georgie Brown’s three young children were watching a Lilo and Stitch cartoon at the family home in Fairview, North Carolina.

Ms Brown recorded the film several days earlier on The Disney Channel‘s Dish network.

“When i told them you guys were coming to fix the TV. They Mimicked the sound and the action back to me, and they’re 5 and 3. ”

These kids just got a fresh dose of reality. Everything is all fresh and nice in Disney channel land where the only care is how to get stitch back to outer space and then BAM you got a whole new life force you didn’t even know existed.

Lindsay Lohan goes Chris Brown on Amanda Bynes via Twitter

Hows this for Foreshadowing? 

First off, these are two irrelevant “celebrities” who have gotten a lot of sub par publicity the past few months. However, it seems that since the former All That star (Bynes)  downward spiral, Lindsay Lohan feels that shes getting an unfair shake.  Hookers gonna hate.

Amanda Bynes‘ recent driving record is worse than an 85 year old Asian guy with mild retardation and partial blindness.  She COULD hit the broad side of a barn going 80 on sunset and I don’t even know how that’s possible.

Lohan Tweets:

Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? +

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 17, 2012

These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-nightall*

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 17, 2012

This May have just ignited a Disney-Nickelodeon Battle. Bring Back TGIF for the win Motherfuckers.

When all is said and done I think i’d still rather bang Lohan out of the two of them.

How about you?