Why’d she have to go and make things so complicated?

Avril Lavigne is supposedly engaged to this powder looking mother fucker from Nickelback…If this is real, kick me in the Dick right now. I mean not that Avril Lavigne is anything to write home about… but look at this Douche bag from Nickelback… On a rebound from Brody Jenner it cant feel good to steep this low, like she has to be depressed right? Anyway lets let it play out im sure once the chloroform wears off we will get the whole story.

What ever happened to that Sum 41 kid anyway? duh duh duh dahhh duh duh duh dahhh duh duh duh dahh duh duh dahh “Storming through the party like my name was El ninio / When I’m hangin’ out drinking in the back of an El Camino”