South Carolina: Marcus Lattimore Update

Wow, after watching this happen in the game and then seeing the video your stomach kind of drops a little for this kid.  One second youre future looks so bright, the next  ‘Spaghetti Leg’ and possible career over.  However, some good news out of South Carolina,  it appears that the injury was only a dislocated knee and ligament. Which, when held up to the video footage  is pretty remarkable. Nothing has been speculated as to Lattimore returning this season however, he has one red shirt season available.

Heres to a speedy recovery big dog.

Guy Punches Lawyer After Getting Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison

I think this lawyer really got the raw end of the deal here, he had no chance to defend himself and had to represent this obvious nut job.  So he took a shot to the face (which whatever, its a punch, shake it off go have an ice water).

AND all this guy gets is an extra 6 months tacked on to his 15 year stay???

PS I love how the news is like well hes “back to work” like this guy took a bat to the face for crying out loud.  Looked like an open hand slap to me you big baby.


Augusta Nation Golf Course Allows First Women Members?

The expression on Billy Paynes face says it all. “Holy Shit they went for it.”

Fox Sports – The newest members of America’s most famous private golf club, Stanford University provost and former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and South Carolina financier Darla Moore, have been under consideration for a long time. The AP reported that Rice’s name was first floated five years ago.  
By letting the membership process play out the way it always has – quietly and on the club’s private schedule – Payne successfully moved Augusta National where it needed to be without appearing to cave to outside pressure.  

The statement the chairman put out Monday when he called the addition of these women to the membership, “a joyous occasion” sounded more like the Billy Payne who worked his way up from hardscrabble Georgia football from a poor family to one of the most famous men in the southeast.   

“We are fortunate to consider many qualified candidates for membership at Augusta National,” Payne said. “Consideration with regard to any candidate is deliberate, held in strict confidence and always takes place over an extended period of time. The process for Condoleezza and Darla was no different.” 

Okay. At first when I heard this, I just about shit. I thought they said Augusta was allowing women to join. So I did a little internet search and found out there is  nothing to worry about, these old bastards pulled it out. They managed to find two “women” manlier than Chaz Bono. Everyone knows Condoleeza Rice has a bigger dick than Tiger.