How Dead is Russias Goalkeeper?

Uhhh so anyone wanna address the elephant in the room? How dead is this guy?

This is the look of a man with Putin on the mind:

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But why? I feel like Putin is a calm, steady keep it cool type of President ya know?

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Russians Seeing ‘Squatch’ All Over The Place

FOX – There were three reported sightings in recent weeks.

One person who reported spying the beast said “We shouted, ‘Do you need help?’ They rushed away, all in fur, walking on two legs, making their way through the bushes and with two other limbs, straight up the hill.

The person who made the report added: “It could not be bears, as the bear walks on all fours, and they ran on two. Then they were gone.”

Okay if there was ever to be a squatch sighting i’d bet my house it’d be in mother Russia. The place is fuckin hell on earth as is, why wouldn’t you have some big mythological beast roaming.. thing fits right in.  Surprised we havent seen that on a dash cam yet. Live Leak drops squatch footage this week… I guarantee it.

Squatch scares the fuckin shit out of me, no joke. If this things real I will never go camping again. I could fuck with bears, bunny rabbits and all other forest life but you show me a 7 foot mongoloid that walks on 2 feet i’m out of that bitch.

Are We Over The NHL?

 

It sure seems like we are over the NHL, if not.. we are well into the pathway there.  At this time, NHL training camps are supposed to begin bringing back players from all over the world to their in season homes. As a fan its almost as if the 3rd time is a charm rule comes into play. Lock us out once okay 2nd time a whole season was rough however, we bounced back… but this third time … fuck it, why bother let the NHL fade, we’ll stick to our ponds and rinks and NHL 13. At this point we are just sick of the dramatics. I understand both sides are there to do a job and fight for what belongs to them which when put like that does not seem to lead to a satisfactory outcome.

With Sweden opening its doors to NHL athletes as well as many other countries its hard to see athletes who play in the NHL wouldn’t travel abroad mostly back to their home countries. The countdown has begun to when the lockout will end but when it does end will it be too late. A Grimm outlook to have but the NHL’s future is not looking too bright.

NHL Lockout Update

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You’re Going the Wrong Way.  NHL Stars are heading out of the NHL and Quickly.

Evgeni Malkin and Sergei Gonchar have already practiced with their KHL team in Russia, Pavel Datsyuk, Jaromir Jagr and Jussi Jokinen are among the many who have as well signed contracts and I don’t blame them for a second. These European teams are ready to spend some cake, these NHL athletes are looking to make some its an easy equation. Go where the money is. The KHL is allowed to pay NHL players a maximum of 65 per cent of what they earn under their NHL contracts. These guys can go over to the KHL make millions without worrying about a stoppage, I could see a few of them having no desire to come back.

What do you think?

 

 

American couple finally allowed to adopt three Russian Business Opportunities.

DM – They fought tirelessly for the last two years to give three Russian orphans a loving home and family.

Finally after jumping through many hoops, Kim and Alan Clark were able to bring the Siberian girls back to America.

The Clarks, from Tennessee, were first made aware of the plight of orphans in China and Russia.

Mr Clark described to The Tennessean that it was like a calling for his wife of 26 years to go and find them a daughter. Little did they know that three daughters would be coming back with them after much tireless work on their part.

The sisters they came to adopt were Kristina, 13, Nastia, 11, and Natasha, nine. At first the government and agencies said no five times, in part because of the case of Artem Hansen – who was adopted from Russia in 2009 before being put alone on a plane back to Russia less than a year later.

Looks like the Clarks just got a head start on Rio De Janeiro 2016, Their next venture is to “adopt” two fifteen year old  Chinese twins who  got an early start as pole vaulters just looking for a meal.

I know what you’re up to Clark Family, Cant pull one over on me… this story sounds eerily familiar.  Tennessee families just doing work: