Ryder Cup “Moves Tiger Woods to The Back of The Bus

Brandel Chamblee goes all Black drinking fountain – White drinking fountain on Tiger Woods at the Ryder Cup.

“He moved Tiger Woods to the back of the bus…So to speak” love the “so to speak” recovery right there.

Just moved tiger to the back of the bus… Bubba and Freddy Couples riding shotgun.

No Love For Strippers in Tampa This Week

Sun-Sentinel The hype had been building for months.

Just how much partying would the GOP do while in Tampa for the RNC?

 

The Daily Beast called Tampa the Seedy Host to Republican Coming-Out Party

The strip clubs in Tampa got creative to appeal to the GOP conventioneers: Tampa strip club to feature a Sarah Palin look-alike during RNC

But would the GOP conventioneers rain money on a Tampa’s strippers?

No joking, Tampa strippers “make it rain” money by encouraging patrons to appreciate their moves by slipping their credit cards into ATM-like machines that make the sound of thunder and cause money to rain down on them from the ceiling, CNN reported.

So far looks like the only rain the strippers are seeing is from one blowhard dude name “Isaac.”

Who the fuck is Isaac?  I gotta meet this guy. 

The RNC could be a bust for the strippers.

By early Sunday morning many strippers wondered if conservatives were being too conservative, reports the Tampa Bay Times in St. Petersburg.

A stripper named Jill told the Tampa Bay Times “When you come to Tampa, everyone knows the Mons Venus is the No. 1 strip club. So where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money.”

I don’t feel sorry for these sluts one bit, but the real question is what stripper ever thought that Jill was a good choice for a stage name?  I think if we asked Chris Carter of ESPN about this, his response would be, “C’mon Man!”