This Exact Scenario Happened To Me

So today I’m grabbing my coffee heading to work, pulling out of the parking lot and slim thug comes on. 

I haven’t heard this song since nine deuce. I’m pulling out of Starbucks so I feel pretty safe you know? I start getting into it.. I’m all “they dont make to many niggas like me” throwin hand motions and i’m sure my facial expressions were on point… as I edge out I  look to my left to check for traffic and what do I see a few gangster brother straight staring at me. so I freeze drop my  iphone place my coffee in the cup holder and  roll em up, so seamlessly. and as I watch this clip im just dying thinking about how exact this scenario played out.

This is the scenario: 

 

Tebow Gets Lifetime Membership to Museum of Sex

Huffington Post – When asked during a recent interviewwhat he does for fun during a free day in Manhattan, Tim Tebow mentioned attending Broadway shows.

“I’ve seen “Wicked” and “Rock of Ages,” and I liked both of them,” the Jets’ back-up quarterback told ESPN New York. “‘Wicked’ was my favorite.”

Absolutely hilarious that people are just relentless on this Tebow not having sex thing, Museum of Sex  getting in on it now. Its not like he helps his case when he says shit like I just roam Broadway  in my free time ‘I love wicked’! . The more I read Tebow quotes and see interviews the more I believe he is living the movie Jack with Robin Williams, is Tebow really like an 8 year old athletic phenom or is he full retard and just has professional capabilities? I don’t get it i never will.

Tebow induction letter: