Guy Punches Lawyer After Getting Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison

I think this lawyer really got the raw end of the deal here, he had no chance to defend himself and had to represent this obvious nut job.  So he took a shot to the face (which whatever, its a punch, shake it off go have an ice water).

AND all this guy gets is an extra 6 months tacked on to his 15 year stay???

PS I love how the news is like well hes “back to work” like this guy took a bat to the face for crying out loud.  Looked like an open hand slap to me you big baby.


Hello, My Name Is Gregory-And I’m A Child Molester

CAFEMOM – So imagine your 11-year-old daughter has stomach pains. You and your boyfriend decide to take her to the hospital. After some tests, the cause of the stomach pain is revealed: Your 11-year-old daughter doesn’t have the flu nor food poisoning. Nope. She’s pregnant. So, just as you’re trying to adjust to this astounding news, your 42-year-old boyfriend asks for the keys to the car so he can run an errand. And he never returns. This story gets much, much, much worse before it’s over.  

Straight dipped out on the quickness did you Gregory?  You fucking idiot. 

When it turns out your 11-year-old daughter is pregnant and your middle-aged boyfriend suddenly disappears, it doesn’t take a genius to put two and two together. But then the boyfriend saves you the trouble by calling you and apologizing for knocking up your 11-year-old kid.

What a fucking dumbass.

And it gets worse. The man, Gregory Johns, then robs a couple at knife-point. There, he reportedly leaves a note also apologizing to the 11-year-old girl for sexually assaulting her.

Classy Gregory, I am sure she will forgive you.  Sike. 

And it gets worse. Then the guy breaks into the home of an elderly woman, and allegedly gags her and ties her up for 12 hours. He also calls his girlfriend and tells her that the cops will have to kill him before he goes back to jail. Oh yes, did I mention? He’d been in jail 10 times already — on charges ranging from aggravated assault to armed robbery.

You ever been to prison?  Yeah man, like 10 times or something. 

Eventually, the dude holes up in a hotel in Florida, where the cops find him. He reportedly comes out of the bathroom with a knife in hand, threatens the police, and they fatally shoot him.

While we’re all pondering why this mother let her 11-year-old girl around her criminal boyfriend (because this is no doubt what everyone will focus on), let’s consider some other facts: We now reportedly have an 11-year-old girl impregnated by her mother’s dead middle-aged boyfriend. Who is going to say this is a blessing

I hope the mother does what is right for this little girl for a change and that does not include forcing her to have her dead criminal boyfriend’s baby.

What would you do as a mother in this situation?