Guy In Ghostbuster Costume Backflips Off Cop Car… You’ll Never Guess What Happens Next.

.. He is promptly arrested.

I hate kids like this, he  is clearly one of those “one uppers. ” 

“Man, last night was great, we had some beer and hung out, decent night all around.”

“Oh yeah?  I fucked a porn star, got pulled over, my blood alcohol level was 7 times the legal limit and they let me go. ”

“Dude thats happened to me before too…nut!”

“Oh yeah, did I mention that I went swimming with a tiger too?”

I wish he face planted

One More Reason To Get Rid of Detroit.

Squatters, cant live with em, cant..get…rid…of…them??

DM – A Detroit woman and her one-year-old daughter are being forced to live with a squatter in their own home until a housing court decides on eviction proceedings.

Homeowner Heidi Peterson claims the squatter, former tenant Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, took over the residence while Peterson was away for a year during extensive home repairs.

Easy on the self portraits buckwheat

First order of business: Detroit must really be as awful as I think it is if that Colonial mansion is going for $23k (What Al Jefferson‘s bed cost).

Secondly, A “write in candidate“?  Sweet button!