.. He is promptly arrested.
I hate kids like this, he is clearly one of those “one uppers. ”
“Man, last night was great, we had some beer and hung out, decent night all around.”
“Oh yeah? I fucked a porn star, got pulled over, my blood alcohol level was 7 times the legal limit and they let me go. ”
“Dude thats happened to me before too…nut!”
“Oh yeah, did I mention that I went swimming with a tiger too?”
I wish he face planted
Squatters, cant live with em, cant..get…rid…of…them??
DM – A Detroit woman and her one-year-old daughter are being forced to live with a squatter in their own home until a housing court decides on eviction proceedings.
Homeowner Heidi Peterson claims the squatter, former tenant Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, took over the residence while Peterson was away for a year during extensive home repairs.
Easy on the self portraits buckwheat
First order of business: Detroit must really be as awful as I think it is if that Colonial mansion is going for $23k (What Al Jefferson‘s bed cost).
Secondly, A “write in candidate“? Sweet button!