Tebow Email Leaked!!

As seen on Grantland.com this is hilarious. Touché. Well done.

Lock City: Week 9 College Football Picks

We are a white hot 19-5-2 in the last 5 weeks with the kids.  Lets hope we can keep the streak going and make some more money.  Good luck!

 

North Carolina State Wolfpack (5-2) at North Carolina Tar Heels (5-3)

UNC  may have the more talented team, but they are too inconsistent to lay more than a touchdown in a rivalry game. I’m taking the points in a game that may come down to the last possession.

Miggles Pick – NC State +7.5

 

Michigan State Spartans (4-4) at Wisconsin Badgers (6-2)

The Spartans do have a solid defense, which I think can keep things close for awhile, but Wisconsin is the better team and should get the late cover.

Miggles Pick – Wisconsin – 5.5

 

Ohio State Buckeyes (8-0) at Penn State Nittany Lions (5-2)

Penn State looks to be the play here as they are always tough at home, and I just think PSU is playing as well, if not better than anyone in the conference right now.

Miggles Pick – Penn State – 1

 

Notre Dame Fighting Irish (7-0) at Oklahoma Sooners (5-1)

The Irish will lean on their defense to try and slow down an Oklahoma offense who is on a roll right now. The problem I see here is will Notre Dame score enough to keep this one close.  I’m going with the hot team and laying the points.

Miggles Pick – Oklahoma – 11

 

Mississippi State Bulldogs (7-0) at Alabama Crimson Tide (7-0)

Mississippi State hasnt really played anyone,  but at the same time they haven’t lost yet nor played poorly and might be getting just a few too many points here so the play is talking the three TD’s.

Miggles Pick – Mississippi State +23

Terrell Owens Plays Midget In 1 on 1 Basketball…Loses.

Okay, after watching that I don’t know what they left out but my immediate takeaways are 1.) how do you guard that little guy morally. 2.) T.O apparently cannot drive to the basket? 3.) T.O get a job 4.) Who is that babe at 38 seconds in the background?

Big Fat Linemen Don’t Like Looking Fat

 

So apparently all sorts of linemen are coming out complaining that the Nike uniforms introduced this season are not complimenting their figure. Should’ve gone with the Euro cut eh Raji? One of the Baltimore Ravens linemen had this to say: Ramon Harewood, a 334-pound Baltimore lineman, said that the new jersey fits him fine and that the complainers are those who “like to look pretty” and be “swagged up.”

I think Nike made the jerseys fit… calling spades “spades” if your 330 lbs you’re not going to ever look 195.. get over it and play ball.. stop worrying about being “swagged up” on the football field.

Mafia Paid Replacement Refs

Ok this could be a huge conspiracy theory, but hear me out.

  1. NFL Ref’s association says that for 85% of the replacement refs this was a second job.
  2. These “refs” also knew that this gig wasn’t gonna last forever.
  3. Many of these calls were SO BAD that one had to even wonder, have these guys ever even watched a football game before?
  4. As for the case in Green Bay….  This was a game changer, spread killer, and VIDEO evidence “verified” it was incorrect yet all of these part timers (except for one unflappable man) agreed on the wrong call.
  5. Vegas projected that 80% of the action was on GB and$250,000,000 changed hands because of that call world wide.  That’s a quarter of a BILLION dollars, wrath of god money!!

You’re telling me that not even .0001% of that couldn’t have been kicked back, offered upfront, or families lives put in danger to a part time worker? Im probably not the best example, but if you think that if  someone approached me at my part time job, that isn’t going to last much longer and offered me, lets sayyyy 250k, I’m not doin it…. you’re NUTS!  That’s just me though, there are plenty of people with much stronger moral fabric then I have, but plenty doesn’t mean all.  Food for thought.  OMG I’m so getting whacked for this.

Wister Miggles

Which is my real name and I live in Canada 😉

Refs Are Back

DM  – The NFL has ended its labor dispute with the referee’s union, agreeing to a deal that will have experienced officials back on the field on Thursday night.

The tentative agreement comes two days after a massive fan and player uproar over a botched call that decided the outcome of a game on Monday night.

The stalemate, which saw the NFL’s referees locked out since the beginning for the pre-season, had been whittled down to disagreements over ‘a little money.’

Fuck, am I the only guy here who is going to miss these replacement refs? I mean I love the NFL but these guys have single handedly turned it gong show. and I’m loving every second of it. Hits are bigger, almost anything goes and the game is always up for grabs, I’ll take it any day. Oh well, welcome back hoch.

TWITTER:

I asked Ed Hochuli how many curls he’s been doing: “As soon as I heard the rumors today, I got down on the floor and started doing pushups.”

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Tebow Gets Lifetime Membership to Museum of Sex

Huffington Post – When asked during a recent interviewwhat he does for fun during a free day in Manhattan, Tim Tebow mentioned attending Broadway shows.

“I’ve seen “Wicked” and “Rock of Ages,” and I liked both of them,” the Jets’ back-up quarterback told ESPN New York. “‘Wicked’ was my favorite.”

Absolutely hilarious that people are just relentless on this Tebow not having sex thing, Museum of Sex  getting in on it now. Its not like he helps his case when he says shit like I just roam Broadway  in my free time ‘I love wicked’! . The more I read Tebow quotes and see interviews the more I believe he is living the movie Jack with Robin Williams, is Tebow really like an 8 year old athletic phenom or is he full retard and just has professional capabilities? I don’t get it i never will.

Tebow induction letter:

Refs Killing it in Seattle

I think they got the call right? How bout you? 

This fucking call blows my mind, It blows my mind. Don’t get me wrong here.. I was pulling for Seattle. I wanted the game to end with this exact scenario, it’s what makes football exciting but wow these refs are taking what little integrity the NFL had left and Gronk smashing it off of our dicks.  I mean I saw that replay 3 times and on the first i knew it was an interception… fuckin hire me in the booth.

Anyway, Pete Carroll gets the W, Russell, Marshawn and the rest of Seattle get the W and Gruden still has a mushroom cut. The NFL goes back to its quiet peaceful existence on this Tuesday morning.

Mason Jar Weekend Recap: 1st Edition

SATURDAY:

N.C State Wolfpack dominate Citadel – 

ACC Recap – 

Florida, Georgia and Alabama roll over competition – 

Greenday frontman Billie Joe Armstrong Loses it – 

Olsen Twins are dream killing whores – PEREZ (Video)

  

SUNDAY:

NFL– Refs are still retarded – 


Ravens missed field goal –

 

Belichick choke slams referee (well in Belichick actions at least)   

Tracy Morgan passes out at Emmy awards onstage (got me) 

Jimmy Kimmel is skinny(ier)? (when did this happen?) someone didnt tell us he’s doing Atkins ! 

Brandt Snedeker Wins Fed Ex cup and 10 Million Dollar Bonus –  

End The Lockout.

Wow this video is fucking awesome, perfectly puts it into perspective, I dont have to say much more, just letting this video speak for itself. However, To kick Gary Bettman in the face, sign your name: http://www.change.org/nolockout.

Russell Wilson gets the start for the Seahawks.

SEATTLE – Wilson has beaten the odds and won the starting job over Matt Flynn, the quarterback GM John Schneider brought in from Green Bay during free agency. With a contract that guarantees him $10 million, Flynn may now be one of the more expensive backup quarterbacks, but Carroll said money “doesn’t matter to me and I don’t want that to matter to me.”

Wilson, 23, outshined Flynn in the first two preseason games, and was an exciting sight during Friday’s third preseason matchup as Flynn sat the game out with a sore elbow. (Carroll told 710 ESPN Seattle’s Brock Huard and Mike Salk that Flynn just has “some inflammation” and should be fine.) After Wilson’s stellar performances, it wasn’t much of a surprise when Carroll made the quarterback announcement on Sunday.

“There’s just a story here to this kid. He’s done a marvelous job entering this program,” Carroll said on the “Brock and Salk” show. “He’s just way beyond his years.”

“When he’s played,” Carroll added, “it’s just been dynamic.”

I thought for sure Russell Wilson would be a better quarter back than Flynn and I knew at some point this season he would take the starting role… I never thought it would be in the first game of the season.. However, in retrospect how dare I deny Russell, this guy defies the odds always, its just what he does. You tell him he can’t do something he does it twice, you give him an opportunity he soaks every bit of it up and exceeds your expectations. Russell Wilson is a doer the guy is built for success however, this Seahawks team is a true test, I am pumped to see where this season goes. Thank goodness the fucking NFL is back.  Its the Catalina wine mixer.

PS wow it sucks seeing 23 next to Russell Wilsons name.  Next you’re going to tell me the guy has a bigger dick than me. This guy is younger than I am yet its me acting like a school girl when I pick him for my back up in Fantasy Football.