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I don’t know what it is but these Wedding Photo Bombs are hilarious to me.

 

 

70 Year Old Hookers Have Had Sex With Over 355,000 Men. Now They Have Arthritis

Is that Mickey Rourke?

DM – Identical twins Louise and Martine Fokkens shot to fame earlier this year as stars of a documentary charting their 50 year careers as prostitutes in Amsterdam.

Now the 70-year-old Dutch sisters are celebrating their retirement with a tell-all book about their lives and the industry, and today they admitted to This Morning hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield that they have entertained 355,000 men between them.

Louise revealed that her bad arthritis meant that she had retired from prostitution two years ago causing the telly hosts to exclaim: ‘No wonder you have arthritis. You must have very flexible hips!’

Honestly if that’s my number and all I come away with is arthritis I’m playing the fuckin lottery.  “35 bucks on red sir… let it ride.”

This commercial finally makes sense to me I think this is what they were talking about when they said “Twins

I think there’s a 33 percent chance that we have all second hand banged one of these twins.. cheers to all my Eskimo bros in the red light district