Drake Graduates! High School?

DM – He’s sold over 5million albums and his latest tour took more than $42million.

But for rapper Drake none of that compares to his pride at graduating from high school.

The 25-year-old finally gained his diploma on Wednesday, ten years after leaving school at just 15 in search of stardom.

He tweeted to fans: ‘One of the greatest feelings in my entire life. As of tonight I have graduated high school!’

I guess he just wants to be, he just wants to be successfullllll.

This goes to show you do not need high school to make it in life.  Any high school kids reading this should drop out now and rap.

This has been a public service announcement from the Jar.

One More Reason To Get Rid of Detroit.

Squatters, cant live with em, cant..get…rid…of…them??

DM – A Detroit woman and her one-year-old daughter are being forced to live with a squatter in their own home until a housing court decides on eviction proceedings.

Homeowner Heidi Peterson claims the squatter, former tenant Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, took over the residence while Peterson was away for a year during extensive home repairs.

Easy on the self portraits buckwheat

First order of business: Detroit must really be as awful as I think it is if that Colonial mansion is going for $23k (What Al Jefferson‘s bed cost).

Secondly, A “write in candidate“?  Sweet button!