No Love For Strippers in Tampa This Week

Sun-Sentinel The hype had been building for months.

Just how much partying would the GOP do while in Tampa for the RNC?

 

The Daily Beast called Tampa the Seedy Host to Republican Coming-Out Party

The strip clubs in Tampa got creative to appeal to the GOP conventioneers: Tampa strip club to feature a Sarah Palin look-alike during RNC

But would the GOP conventioneers rain money on a Tampa’s strippers?

No joking, Tampa strippers “make it rain” money by encouraging patrons to appreciate their moves by slipping their credit cards into ATM-like machines that make the sound of thunder and cause money to rain down on them from the ceiling, CNN reported.

So far looks like the only rain the strippers are seeing is from one blowhard dude name “Isaac.”

Who the fuck is Isaac?  I gotta meet this guy. 

The RNC could be a bust for the strippers.

By early Sunday morning many strippers wondered if conservatives were being too conservative, reports the Tampa Bay Times in St. Petersburg.

A stripper named Jill told the Tampa Bay Times “When you come to Tampa, everyone knows the Mons Venus is the No. 1 strip club. So where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money.”

I don’t feel sorry for these sluts one bit, but the real question is what stripper ever thought that Jill was a good choice for a stage name?  I think if we asked Chris Carter of ESPN about this, his response would be, “C’mon Man!”

Lil Poser

You tell me real skaters don’t make fun of him behind his back?!?!  Im all for re-inventing yourself, but this bored multi millionaire is gone off the deep end.  Stick to what you do best bud and rap, leave the skating to the kids.

Your truly,

Wister Miggles

Civil War Wednesday’s – South Blog

Joke gone wrong: Mr Seng had been unable to bore an air-hole in the thick cardboard

DM – A fun-loving boyfriend decided to surprise his partner by posting her an unusual present – himself.
But the joke went horribly wrong when the delivery was delayed and he almost suffocated to death.
Hu Seng, from Chongqing city, southern China, got a friend to tape him into a box, which he had paid a courier firm to deliver to his partner, Li Wang.

Should’ve got the oxygen add-on bro, 55 cents extra.

China just going hard in the paint, not even an anniversary or anything.. dude just almost killed himself and wouldn’t even punch a hole in the box as hes struggling for air. (didn’t want to ruin the surprise)  are you fucking kidding me.

The surprising thing to me is not that this dude tried to mail himself to his girlfriend as a joke, certainly not that he got lost in the mail and almost died.. but the fact that his buddy waited outside of the apartment for 3 hours. that’s dedication… after that first 45 minutes you could find me on the couch playing a little madden cause I have better things to do on my day off.
and apparently this guys girlfriend is: Lil Wang

solely based on pronunciation.

Typical New York Trash.

Look at this lady… “that was his ball bro..” typical New york… Go slam down a few more dogs and chokes in the parking lot.

 

Okay, I’m not one to write about this kind of thing, but this needs attention,what a piece of shit this guy is. That kid caught the ball fair and square and this guy and the bitch next to him… whine and complain that it was their ball until the kid gives it back.  “C’mon that’s my ball bro my ball give it back bro” ugh.

This guys whole life is summed up in this one moment. Cry like a little bitch until you get your way. The ball is from a fucking lawn attendant.. sweet buddy.

he called it dude..really … really.” go crawl back into the gutter you came out of. Disgusting bitch.