Halloween BYU Football Player Brawl… Great Footage

2nd view:

Wow, thats just Mormons being mormons I guess.. BYU

Kid Finds Parents’ $4100 Life Savings… Spends It On Candy.

A 9-year-old Ukrainian boy spent nearly $4,000 on candy in several days, the money coming from his parents’ savings hidden in a couch, he recieved help from an older mentally challenged guy to convert the money. The older guy always got a tip. 

Are you shitting me buddy? We have people throwing acid in kids eyes for looking at boys and this little mother fucker eats 4,000 dollars worth of candy and gets a slap on the wrist?  I would have a beheading video out by now. Hey Little Timmy its fasting Friday, Get in the hole.

But, on this kids side of things; who hides $4,000 dollars in the fucking couch?

Top 10 Ways To Smash A Pumpkin

Well Halloween is over. Which means, you have a shit ton of pumpkins on your doorstep, staircase, neighbors doorsteps… anyway you have a lot of pumpkins you need to get rid of.. Well here are the top 10 ways to smash a pumpkin:

 

Whoops, They forgot the number 1 way:

Keanu Reeves and Ninja Turtle Girls

Ughh Keanu, Going as himself for Halloween again. Its getting old, At least give us Utah next year.

Guy In Ghostbuster Costume Backflips Off Cop Car… You’ll Never Guess What Happens Next.

.. He is promptly arrested.

I hate kids like this, he  is clearly one of those “one uppers. ” 

“Man, last night was great, we had some beer and hung out, decent night all around.”

“Oh yeah?  I fucked a porn star, got pulled over, my blood alcohol level was 7 times the legal limit and they let me go. ”

“Dude thats happened to me before too…nut!”

“Oh yeah, did I mention that I went swimming with a tiger too?”

I wish he face planted