John Daly, Always Keeping It Real.

And the boy can sing!

CROOKED STICK - AUGUST:  John Daly of the USA with the trophy after winning the USPGA Championship at Crooked Stick in Carmel, Indiana, USA in August 1991. (photo by Stephen Munday/Getty Images)
CROOKED STICK – AUGUST: John Daly of the USA with the trophy after winning the USPGA Championship at Crooked Stick in Carmel, Indiana, USA in August 1991. (photo by Stephen Munday/Getty Images)

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Ryder Cup “Moves Tiger Woods to The Back of The Bus

Brandel Chamblee goes all Black drinking fountain – White drinking fountain on Tiger Woods at the Ryder Cup.

“He moved Tiger Woods to the back of the bus…So to speak” love the “so to speak” recovery right there.

Just moved tiger to the back of the bus… Bubba and Freddy Couples riding shotgun.

Tiger Is Going To Run Out Of Gloves

During a practice round for the Ryder Cup, a Tiger Woods tee shot went wild and conked a fan on the head.

The drive came on No. 18 at Medinah Country Club outside of Chicago.

The spectator told Woods that it wasn’t his fault but Woods drew a laugh by saying yes it was. Woods ended up signing a glove for the fan who had been knocked out cold and taken to first aid.Tiger knocked a fan out today with a rogue drive of the 18th hole…  He’s just crushing fans and starting early at the Ryder Cup. We all love to see people get hit with golf balls.. its an American pastime.  Tiger is honing his skill and clearly in great strides. Today he KNOCKED SOMEONE OUT COLD… laughed and then signed a glove. I love Tiger, but is there any human we love to watch meltdown more?

Where Will Your Ashes Rest? A Bowling Ball Urn?

KDKA – A Pittsburgh-area bowling fanatic has gotten a Utah company to fashion a bowling ball urn for his ashes.

Forty-eight-year-old Tony Guarino tells KDKA-TV (http://cbsloc.al/MzZc1u ) that his wife Stacy called Storm Products Inc. of Brigham City, Utah, when he began wondering if the bowling ball company could make such a container.

Nothing better than a bowling ball urn for your ashes made by a cult in Utah, you know who I am talking about. 

Company official Mike Stewart (who has never had a drink in his life) says Storm was “honored” by the request and has since delivered the ball.

Guarino, of Wilkins Township, is an avid bowler whose only perfect, 300 game was bowled using a Storm ball.

Stacy Guarino says the ball urn won’t be used for bowling it will go into her husband’s bowling bag along with a ball his father used.

I have compiled 10 sports related urn ideas below.  Add yours in the comment section below. 

1.  #88 Mountain Dew Chevy NASCAR Urn

2.  Taylor Made R11 Urn

3.  Jerry Sandusky Bobble Head Urn

4.  Nancy Kerrigan Plaster Knee Mold Urn

5.  Bocce Ball Urn

6.  Nalgene Bottle Urn

7.  Apollo Ohno Speed Skate Urn

8.  Jose Canseco Syringe Urn

9.  Horace Grant Rec Specs Urn

10.  Metta World Peace’s 9 MM Urn

Augusta Nation Golf Course Allows First Women Members?

The expression on Billy Paynes face says it all. “Holy Shit they went for it.”

Fox Sports – The newest members of America’s most famous private golf club, Stanford University provost and former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and South Carolina financier Darla Moore, have been under consideration for a long time. The AP reported that Rice’s name was first floated five years ago.  
By letting the membership process play out the way it always has – quietly and on the club’s private schedule – Payne successfully moved Augusta National where it needed to be without appearing to cave to outside pressure.  

The statement the chairman put out Monday when he called the addition of these women to the membership, “a joyous occasion” sounded more like the Billy Payne who worked his way up from hardscrabble Georgia football from a poor family to one of the most famous men in the southeast.   

“We are fortunate to consider many qualified candidates for membership at Augusta National,” Payne said. “Consideration with regard to any candidate is deliberate, held in strict confidence and always takes place over an extended period of time. The process for Condoleezza and Darla was no different.” 

Okay. At first when I heard this, I just about shit. I thought they said Augusta was allowing women to join. So I did a little internet search and found out there is  nothing to worry about, these old bastards pulled it out. They managed to find two “women” manlier than Chaz Bono. Everyone knows Condoleeza Rice has a bigger dick than Tiger.