“Kart” Mariokart/Drive Parody.

Well Done, This is amazing. I was engaged I would have watched two and a half hours of that for sure.

Which is the Better of Two Evils

  

DM – Democrat candidate attacked for having ‘disturbing double life‘ as an orc assassin in World of Warcraft wins key battleground district

It turns out most voters don’t see a history of killing dragons in your free time as an impediment to holding office. 

Despite a campaign Maine Democrat state senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz as leading a ‘disturbing double life’ because she played the video game World of Warcraft, Lachowicz handily won the election Tuesday.

First off, This is totally this lady: 

I’m a little partial here, These lord of the rings; World of Warcraft weirdos literally live in this second life and will do anything and everything to keep it going including steal money in real life/hack bank accounts (still bitter) etc.  So if I am in Maine, this lady would never get my vote; unless of course this guy Martin is running. I don’t know what it is but I feel as though anyone running for office should not have a chinstrap, never trust a guy with a chinstrap little rule i live by, never guided me the wrong way either.

This Would Be The EXACT Moment I Quit Karate.

“Nope…Nope… Fuck this, Fuck you guys, I’m out of here”  I would get up throw my gloves and helmet (or whatever the fuck that thing is) and I would be out of that gymnasium for life.

P.S.There is a 100% chance that guy pronounces “Karate” as KahRahTay

Hilarious: Drunk Kid Lit Up On High School Football Field

Easy on the Zimas Zac Efron.

How old is this kid? Is he 19? Is he 40?  I can’t tell. Regardless, the kid definitely was bombing down Bartles and Jaymes in the stands like nobodies business and decided walking out on the field  like “hey this is my game bitch” was a good idea.  Except for the fact “Dad of the Year” was at the game and comes flying in with the knockout blow heard round the world…   Who said old man strength is an old wives tale?

P.S whats look is he going for with that belt exactly?

Celebratory Gunfire at Wedding Cuts Down Cable Lines Electrocutes 23

Yahoo – RIYADH (Reuters) – Celebratory gunfire at a wedding party in eastern Saudi Arabia on Tuesday night brought down an electric cable, killing 23 people, a local civil defense official said.

“At the wedding, the cable fell on a metal door and the 23 people who died were all electrocuted,” Eastern Province official Abdullah Khashman said by phone.

It probably went a little something like this: “How come youve never fired your weapon at a wedding before? Its called a wedding pop we’ve all done it, Its celebratory.”

And that kids, Is why you don’t pop off at a wedding.

Reporter Afraid of “Wiggling Carp” Almost Falls Out of Boat

Okay, first things first. 7 seconds in.. clearly best moment in that guys life.

Secondly, that reporter is a babe.

that’s it that’s all.

Lena Dunham Obama Ad?

Wait, does this little blouse wearing “fella” have a mushroom cut?  And furthermore, did he just say he wants to bang the President of the United States??  Ive heard of trashy campaign adds, but resorting to porn is, well AWESOME in my eyes.

This could either backfire really, really bad or be the smartest campaign move ever!  Either way I CANNOT wait to see Romney’s version of this.