DM- Lance Armstrong was today stripped of his seven Tour de France titles and banned for life, following a report from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency that accused him of leading a massive doping program on his teams.
UCI President Pat McQuaid announced that the cycling federation accepted the USADA’s report on Armstrong and would not appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.
The decision clears the way for Tour de France organizers to officially remove Armstrong’s name from the record books, erasing his consecutive victories from 1999-2005.
Man, they really made an example out of Lance here. Stripped of all his titles, banned for life, his sponsors gave him the boot.. basically forced to step down as chairman of ‘Livestrong‘. Way to kick a guy while he’s down.
My take on this is similar to Miggles’ I mean you know all these guys dope, plain and simple let them all dope. It’s a sport and we pay to watch them.. should we not see them at the best they could possibly be?
Let Lance Live (start the campaign 25% to us.)
DM – He’s sold over 5million albums and his latest tour took more than $42million.
But for rapper Drake none of that compares to his pride at graduating from high school.
The 25-year-old finally gained his diploma on Wednesday, ten years after leaving school at just 15 in search of stardom.
He tweeted to fans: ‘One of the greatest feelings in my entire life. As of tonight I have graduated high school!’
I guess he just wants to be, he just wants to be successfullllll.
This goes to show you do not need high school to make it in life. Any high school kids reading this should drop out now and rap.
This has been a public service announcement from the Jar.
Squatters, cant live with em, cant..get…rid…of…them??
DM – A Detroit woman and her one-year-old daughter are being forced to live with a squatter in their own home until a housing court decides on eviction proceedings.
Homeowner Heidi Peterson claims the squatter, former tenant Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, took over the residence while Peterson was away for a year during extensive home repairs.
Easy on the self portraits buckwheat
First order of business: Detroit must really be as awful as I think it is if that Colonial mansion is going for $23k (What Al Jefferson‘s bed cost).
Secondly, A “write in candidate“? Sweet button!
Sooooo Facebook announced it hit 1 Billion users yesterday. Whoopity doooo!
Ok, so here’s my thing on Facebook, although great for storing pics, stalking and keeping up with friends who live far away, it has completely lost its luster for me. 70% of my “friends” on Facebook aren’t even my friends, 10% I just keep as “friends” because I love to see when something goes wrong in their life, 10% I’ll admit I am stalking and the other 10% are legit friends. I think this powerhouse of a company, which everyone thought will rule the world one day has an expiration date. I mean there’s only so many….
- Pictures of food
- Self shots in the gym mirror
- “crazy night last night girlllll”
- “Jeter Sucks”
- Rap lyrics
- Inspirational quotes
- Coded shots at your ex girl friend or boy friend
- “My 2 year old just said “____________” sooooo cute!”
- “Work sucks”
- “Happy Birthday”
- Vacation countdowns
- Wedding countdowns
- “Dude what happened last night?”
- “At the gym”
- “I hate Mondays!!”
A person can take. THEN multiply that by the fact that they are posted by 80% of the people you don’t even care about. Anywho that’s my take on it and I’m usually never wrong. Sometimes
TGIF! Oh and when you get a chance make sure you follow us on Facebook at MasonJarSports 😉
DM – It has been reported that the estranged wife of one of the officers posted the footage onto YouTube, which has led to the pair being disciplined by Cerdanyola del Vallés town hall, near Barcelona.
She told Spanish newspaper El Mundo that she found the video on his work laptop, recorded it on her mobile phone and uploaded it.
A note on the video says: ‘Isn’t it great to have these kind of jobs where we can do whatever we want?’
This is a major fuck you from an Ex-Wife, First I’m taking the house, the kids, the gerbil, all your money and now I’m going to exploit your gay relationship with your partner.
Spanish cops just going rogue, love that flash light move in the beginning.. These guys have definitely been watching boogie nights after their shift.
Everyone knows gay dancing in your patrol vehicle is great team bonding activity.. so lay off.
The only way this video could have been better is if they were all “wait who’s driving the car”… SMASH!
DM – An ex-professional wrestler used a classic choke hold to send an unruly passenger on a train straight to the mat. The display of raw power was so terrifying, the passenger reportedly lost control of his bladder.
The Sheik, just going back to the glory days. Tell me he didn’t go into full character on this train.. I am 100% Sure an onlooker gave him the 3 count after this guy pissed himself.
PS “The display of raw power was so terrifying the passenger reportedly lost control of his bladder” What an unreal line, I would put that on my resume.