Carlton Fisk DUI

ESPNESPN – Hall of Fame catcher Carlton Fisk was charged with a DUI in New Lenox, Ill., on Monday after he was found unconscious behind the wheel of his vehicle, which was found in the middle of a corn field, according to New Lenox police.

“Around 7:20 (Monday) night, we received a couple of calls about a vehicle in a field,” Deputy Chief Bob Pawlisz said. “When officers went over there, they found Mr. Fisk unconscious behind the wheel.

This is amazing… Fisk, 7:00 pm on a Monday night. Take notes fellas apparently Carlton is a  hall of famer in more areas then one… absolutely phenomenal story… Like I have so many questions I want to ask him about this night.

Just dancing around his car doing this:  

 

Lindsay Lohan goes Chris Brown on Amanda Bynes via Twitter

Hows this for Foreshadowing? 

First off, these are two irrelevant “celebrities” who have gotten a lot of sub par publicity the past few months. However, it seems that since the former All That star (Bynes)  downward spiral, Lindsay Lohan feels that shes getting an unfair shake.  Hookers gonna hate.

Amanda Bynes‘ recent driving record is worse than an 85 year old Asian guy with mild retardation and partial blindness.  She COULD hit the broad side of a barn going 80 on sunset and I don’t even know how that’s possible.

Lohan Tweets:

Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far? +

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 17, 2012

These are the moments that I appreciate my life experiences, living without regrets and Disney for supporting me as an actress-nightall*

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) September 17, 2012

This May have just ignited a Disney-Nickelodeon Battle. Bring Back TGIF for the win Motherfuckers.

When all is said and done I think i’d still rather bang Lohan out of the two of them.

How about you?