One More Reason To Get Rid of Detroit.

Squatters, cant live with em, cant..get…rid…of…them??

DM – A Detroit woman and her one-year-old daughter are being forced to live with a squatter in their own home until a housing court decides on eviction proceedings.

Homeowner Heidi Peterson claims the squatter, former tenant Missionary-Tracey Elaine Blair, took over the residence while Peterson was away for a year during extensive home repairs.

Easy on the self portraits buckwheat

First order of business: Detroit must really be as awful as I think it is if that Colonial mansion is going for $23k (What Al Jefferson‘s bed cost).

Secondly, A “write in candidate“?  Sweet button!

Detroit Police Chief Godbee Suspended


       like exact look a likes right?

DM – Detroit‘s top law enforcement officer has been suspended amid allegations that he had a sexual relationship with a subordinate.

Chief Ralph Godbee’s affair with Angelica Robinson, an internal affairs officer, emerged after she posted a photo with her service weapon in her mouth on Twitter, after learning Godbee was at a police conference with another woman.

Godbee had other officers locate the 37-year-old and put her under surveillance after seeing her photo.

Get your shit together Detroit!

Two cops in Detroit having an affair.. she posts picture with police issued gun in her mouth on twitter.. What the fuck kind of outcome was she expecting?

PS how many times you think Godbee used the term “Service Weapon” off the clock.

Same Guy: