I Can’t Believe Delonte West Got Released!

Said no one ever..

Dallas – The Dallas Mavericks have waived guard Delonte West after suspending him twice in less than two weeks for conduct detrimental to the team.

West, who has bipolar disorder, indicated in a series of tweets after the second suspension that his future in Dallas was in doubt. He was a valuable role player for the Mavericks last year and figured to play a similar role this year before a pair of locker room incidents during the preseason.

Valuable my nuts.  This guy was a thorn in the side of any team he played with and any teammates mother he knew.  Not even sure that makes sense, but you get it.  Peace D West!

Delonte West Suspended ‘Indefinitely’

Apparently this clinically diagnosed bipolar, gun toting, motorcycle driving, Lebron James mother banging, 9.7 career point averaging, thug is suspended indefinitely from the Dallas Mavericks for his second fight with a teammate in two weeks.  What a shock…I swear I didn’t see this coming at all.  😐

President of basketball operations Donnie Nelson:

“We have suspended Delonte for conduct detrimental to the team.”  “The suspension is effective immediately and no other statements will be issued.

A combination of West’s eloquent Tweets after the announcement:

“If I’m not what u lookin 4 ….That’s fine…just dont kick me in my ass on the way out the door….I didn’t do anything to deserve that…”   “I love the city of Dallas..I love playin in the NBA…no I’m not off my meds…no I ain’t on no bipolar trip…this real people lives….And it just ain’t right..imma leave it at that..no ill will towards no one…I’m just sittin here across from the arena wit tear in my eyes.”

Karma is a MotherHumper.  See what I did there? 😉

Anywho, someone should seriously think about taking his guns away until this is over. 😐

Miggles mom

Bron Bron Finally Got Hair Implants!


I mean it was totally getting to a point of no return as he was wearing a XXXL headband for the past two years.  Every time he got fouled and the play caused it to move he put that thing back in place faster than you can say Delonte West banged your mom.  I dont know if it was superstition and he wasnt touching a thing until he won a championship or what, but he’s back to having a full head of hair remarkably.  9 times out of 10, basketball players opt for the shaved look…in 2012 prissy Lebron went with hair implants.  Michael Jordan is rolling over in his luxury box.