Your Bentley Have A Dead Battery? Call This Guy.

FORBESThe owner of a 2005 Bentley Continental was unable to start his car after not driving it for several months. But with an alternative battery he managed to get it started and parked it in his driveway. He figured that the fastest way to charge the battery would be to keep the engine running at a high rpm. To do this he put a brick on the gas pedal, which would rev the engine up to its redline limits. He left it like that to take a shower. When he returned 20 minutes later, the overheated engine had seized and oil was spewing. The car was totaled, all while sitting in the driveway.

Read about some other rich people fuck ups at the link below. 

http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2011/1010/focus-rich-people-stupid-things-chartis-insurance-steven-bertoni.html

Where Will Your Ashes Rest? A Bowling Ball Urn?

KDKA – A Pittsburgh-area bowling fanatic has gotten a Utah company to fashion a bowling ball urn for his ashes.

Forty-eight-year-old Tony Guarino tells KDKA-TV (http://cbsloc.al/MzZc1u ) that his wife Stacy called Storm Products Inc. of Brigham City, Utah, when he began wondering if the bowling ball company could make such a container.

Nothing better than a bowling ball urn for your ashes made by a cult in Utah, you know who I am talking about. 

Company official Mike Stewart (who has never had a drink in his life) says Storm was “honored” by the request and has since delivered the ball.

Guarino, of Wilkins Township, is an avid bowler whose only perfect, 300 game was bowled using a Storm ball.

Stacy Guarino says the ball urn won’t be used for bowling it will go into her husband’s bowling bag along with a ball his father used.

I have compiled 10 sports related urn ideas below.  Add yours in the comment section below. 

1.  #88 Mountain Dew Chevy NASCAR Urn

2.  Taylor Made R11 Urn

3.  Jerry Sandusky Bobble Head Urn

4.  Nancy Kerrigan Plaster Knee Mold Urn

5.  Bocce Ball Urn

6.  Nalgene Bottle Urn

7.  Apollo Ohno Speed Skate Urn

8.  Jose Canseco Syringe Urn

9.  Horace Grant Rec Specs Urn

10.  Metta World Peace’s 9 MM Urn