Spanish Cops Know How To Party

DM – It has been reported that the estranged wife of one of the officers posted the footage onto YouTube, which has led to the pair being disciplined by Cerdanyola del Vallés town hall, near Barcelona.

She told Spanish newspaper El Mundo that she found the video on his work laptop, recorded it on her mobile phone and uploaded it.

A note on the video says: ‘Isn’t it great to have these kind of jobs where we can do whatever we want?’

This is a major fuck you from an Ex-Wife, First I’m taking the house, the kids, the gerbil, all your money and now I’m going to exploit your gay relationship with your partner.

Spanish cops just going rogue, love that flash light move in the beginning.. These guys have definitely been watching boogie nights after their shift.

Everyone knows gay dancing in your patrol vehicle is great team bonding activity.. so lay off.

The only way this video could have been better is if they were all “wait who’s driving the car”… SMASH!

Hungry, Why Wait?

NBC NEWSAn Arizona drifter who skinned a cat and wore its tail and innards around his neck was sentenced to two years in prison on Wednesday.

If you don’t paint your face and eat cats, then fuck you!

Wonder if all local Chinese restaurants have already retained his services when he gets out of jail?

According to the criminal complaint, police arrested Hofstad in January after he broke into a Phoenix warehouse used as a music venue.

Officers found the skinned and gutted remains of a cat inside, and Hofstad wearing the cat’s tail and a piece of its “internals” around his neck on a rope, with his face painted. Police said he had eaten parts of the cat, while some of its other internal organs were kept in a cooler.

Where in the hell did this guy get a fucking cooler?  Great idea though, gotta keep those organs fresh.

Hofstad told police he had recently been released from jail and had nowhere to live. He said he had not eaten in a few days, so he hit the cat with a stick and then stabbed it.

Why the cat would go anywhere near some crazy human with a stick and their face painted we will never know.  He obviously didn’t have any food to lure it in with.  Dumbass cat.

He planned to stuff the animal and save the skeleton “for a decoration for a party.”

Yeah, I was going to use the skeleton as a centerpiece for the table at Thanksgiving with my totally sane family.  Fucking cops always fucking some shit up.  Next time, I will be more careful and make sure to not paint my face and break and enter when I do this.  Totally worth two years in jail though, that cat tasted fucking amazing!