Nikki Johnson who plays “football” in her underwear for a living, took it upon herself to write a letter to the 8-year-old speedy little chicken nugget everyone is currently talking about, Sam Gordon. Here is the letter…
- Lets get the obvious out-of-the-way early. This GIRL IS ONLY 8 YEARS OLD.
- Nikki plays football in her UNDERWEAR (which we love) 😐
- Hi Sam Gordon?
- Did she really just say “Major re-branding initiative” to an 8 YEAR OLD?
- Did she really have to explain that she isnt a bigger fan of hers than her parents?
Im not saying writing an inspirational letter to an up and coming athlete in your profession is a bad idea. What I am saying Nikki, is you need to disguise your true intentions a little better. This letter has WAYYYY too many big words, phrases and seems wayyyy too scripted. It looks to me to really have 3 very different purposes all together.
- Lets get Nikki and the LFL a little piece of the thunder that this lightning fast, little hamster has made.
- Lets make Nikki Johnson and our “league” to look like relevant, upstanding individuals within the athletic community.
- And finally lets use this opportunity to announce how we are changing the face of this exploitive, Maximesqe league comprised of ex, hot college soccer and field hockey players to be more “sports friendly.”
I really hope they don’t change the LFL and put clothes on these girls, the WNBA is hard enough to bear. Put clothes and extra padding on these broads and might as well kiss the already dismal ratings they currently have goodbye.
Oh and leave this precious little gift from the athletic gods alone. She’s an 8 year old girl dominating boys football, I’m sure she’s already confused enough.
The Wister Bra
Nikki Johnson’s Highlight real
Sam Gordons highlight real…Muuch Longer
ummm… pretty sure Sam should be writing Nikki.