Chuck Goin Hard On MNF

USA TODAY –Barkley, who had the Packers and giving 3, told Mike Missanelli of 97.5 The Fanatic that “I got screwed four times, man” referring to the last second play and a couple of calls previously.

“Bro, I don’t think I’ve ever been this mad in my entire life,” said Barkley who added that he can “take winning and lose but I don’t want to ever get jobbed like I did” on Monday.

When Missanelli asked if it was a six-figure bet, Barkley said no that “it’s just regular season bro” but did say it was “a lot, a lot a lot” and then did admit it was a five-figure wager.

Chucky just throwing down 5 figure bets on Monday Night Football… dude would’ve had it locked if he checked with miggles first.  It’s so hard to dislike charles barkley, i’m not even going to try.

If  you listen closely at the end you hear “you aint even supposed to be gambling”

Hungry, Why Wait?

NBC NEWSAn Arizona drifter who skinned a cat and wore its tail and innards around his neck was sentenced to two years in prison on Wednesday.

If you don’t paint your face and eat cats, then fuck you!

Wonder if all local Chinese restaurants have already retained his services when he gets out of jail?

According to the criminal complaint, police arrested Hofstad in January after he broke into a Phoenix warehouse used as a music venue.

Officers found the skinned and gutted remains of a cat inside, and Hofstad wearing the cat’s tail and a piece of its “internals” around his neck on a rope, with his face painted. Police said he had eaten parts of the cat, while some of its other internal organs were kept in a cooler.

Where in the hell did this guy get a fucking cooler?  Great idea though, gotta keep those organs fresh.

Hofstad told police he had recently been released from jail and had nowhere to live. He said he had not eaten in a few days, so he hit the cat with a stick and then stabbed it.

Why the cat would go anywhere near some crazy human with a stick and their face painted we will never know.  He obviously didn’t have any food to lure it in with.  Dumbass cat.

He planned to stuff the animal and save the skeleton “for a decoration for a party.”

Yeah, I was going to use the skeleton as a centerpiece for the table at Thanksgiving with my totally sane family.  Fucking cops always fucking some shit up.  Next time, I will be more careful and make sure to not paint my face and break and enter when I do this.  Totally worth two years in jail though, that cat tasted fucking amazing!