Bama Reactions: The Rally in Death Valley

I might have just become a Bama fan after that video.

 

Roll Chachy Roll

Roll Tide Ro.. Bama Fan Heading For Jail

USA TODAY –  NEW ORLEANS (AP) — An Alabama man pleaded guilty Tuesday to obscenity charges and faces a two-year prison sentence for rubbing his sack on an unconscious LSU fan in a Bourbon Street restaurant after the BCS national title game in January.

I feel like this whole thing should fall on the drunk LSU fan that passed out. Plain and simple, don’t fucking pass out.. where are your friends? Clearly this LSU kid is either a loser or a fucked up person who goes to the game alone or did something bad enough to have his friends bail on him while he was out cold. Kid deserved to get Tea bagged. Could’ve ended up like Joe dirt in the hole.. This Bama fan saved his life by spending all that time by his side.  Kid needs to grow a pair, obviously has never played organized sports.

Mason Jar Weekend Recap: 1st Edition

SATURDAY:

N.C State Wolfpack dominate Citadel – 

ACC Recap – 

Florida, Georgia and Alabama roll over competition – 

Greenday frontman Billie Joe Armstrong Loses it – 

Olsen Twins are dream killing whores – PEREZ (Video)

  

SUNDAY:

NFL– Refs are still retarded – 


Ravens missed field goal –

 

Belichick choke slams referee (well in Belichick actions at least)   

Tracy Morgan passes out at Emmy awards onstage (got me) 

Jimmy Kimmel is skinny(ier)? (when did this happen?) someone didnt tell us he’s doing Atkins ! 

Brandt Snedeker Wins Fed Ex cup and 10 Million Dollar Bonus –  

Lock City: Wister Miggles College Gameday Picks

Miggles – Ok lets start by saying that we are 2-0 after Thursday and Fridays picks.  Yes there was a “bonus pick” in there that went awry, but bonus picks dont count, thats why they are bonus.  Thats my story and I’m sticking to it.  Needless to say the bonus picks will be discontinued until further notice.  Ok back to the good stuff, first Saturday of the college season and there are some great games on tap.  Lock City isnt about great games though its about picking winners so lets get to it.

Clemson Tigers (0-0) vs. Auburn Tigers (0-0)

Aubrun is returning 15 starters and this is another classic case of SEC vs ACC.  Auburn’s strength will definitely be their defense this year as the have an avg offense at best.  Clemson has a high-powered offense with a defense that let them down late in the season and still isnt very proven.  With Sammy Watkins being out, I dont see Clemson’s offense being able to overcome the speed and size of Auburns defense.  Auburn has to face the likes of LSU, Alabama, Georgia and Arkansas later this season.  If they plan on making any noise they have to get past Clemson. SEC getting points against ACC in a Neutral spot.  SEC all the way!

Miggles pick Auburn +2.5

Miami Hurricanes (0-0) vs. Boston College Eagles (0-0)

Miami has had some distractions of late, but is returning some good players and has a lot of new talent all around the ball.  I don’t expect too much from this team this year as they are still quite young.  I do expect them to be able to handle Boston College on the road however.  BC was god awful last year and is decimated by injuries this year.  They are young and have no depth, add that to the fact they have TE Chris Pantale, CB Al Louis-Jean, and WR Bobby Swigert all out and lingering injuries to their 3 RB’s  Rolandan Finch, Andre Williams, and Tahj Kimble I don’t expect much at all from them today.

Miggles Pick Miami -2.5

Penn State Nittany Lions (0-0) vs. Ohio Bobcats (0-0)

We all know Penn States story, the question is can they bounce back?  I say they can with a new coach, new offense, new attitude and something new to play for, I think we are in for a surprise.  Happy Valley will be rocking today as everyone is gonna (by human nature) go above and beyond to show their loyalty.  Ohio is no slouch and had an impressive 10-4 season last year and was 34th in the nation in scoring averaging over 30 points a game.  The line dropped from +9 to +6.5 throughout the week and this goes to show the wiseguys see something in Ohio as they try and temp us with Penn State.  Wellllll I’m falling for it.  I like Penn State here I think this would be a huge monkey off their back to come out and play like a team again and get a big win to start the season.  I think they can squeeze a 1 TD victory here, BUT don’t be surprised of a talented Ohio team sneaks out an upset.  OK OK Penn State….I just had to hedge my thought process a little bit.

Miggles Pick Penn State – 6.5

Notre Dame Fighting Irish (0-0) vs. Navy Midshipmen (0-0)

Ill keep this one short and sweet as the game is close to starting.  Navy is a very opportunistic team and has a very solid RB core.  They return a seasoned QB and in this neutral site I think anything can happen.  Not much insight given here, but I think this is just too many points and they fight it out with ND.

Miggles Pick – Navy +14.5

$$$$$$  Money May laid 3 million on Michigan at +14. Its now down to +13.5 at Alabama I would take Bama all day on this one….Neutral site I think the moran might be on to something.  I’m not picking anything here, because I want nothing more than that idiot to lose 3 million bucks.  Roll Tide!!!!!!

Miggles

Lock City: Money May Goes Heavy on Michigan

Miggles – This idiot is at again, betting 3 million on Michigan +14 against Alabama tomorrow night.   I’d like to say he knows what hes doing when he makes these bets, but I truly think hes doing this one to prove a point.  “Hey look at me I was in jail, I came out richer than ever and Im still relevant”.  Ill give him that, he is still relevant, but I also will give him his first week in jail when his lawyers were begging he be let home because the food and lack of excersise was ruining him as a boxer.  (You beat your wife you get bad food sucka).  Now back to him being an idiot…  Last time he did this he put a million on the Broncos to lose the AFC championship, the idiot hit it.  THEN he takes those winnings and puts 1.9 million on a regular season Clippers game, moran hit that too!  So I guessss we can say hes playing with the houses money on this one, BUT again I guarntee he does not have one clear reason why he likes Michigan in this game +14, and rumor has it he was leaning towards Bama before even making the bet. 69% of the bets placed in vegas on this game so far are taking Bama, I cant say one way or another cause it is a lot of points, but what I do know is I dont have to lay a penny on this game now, cause Money Moran gave me all the action I needed. Roll Tide!!!!  You see humans are a funny species we want the favorite to fall we want the arogant to look silly and Idiot formally know as Floyd Mayweather is both of those every single day of his life.  This may be the first and only time that the house is the underdog.  Oh and the last time you see me routing for them.

Miggles Pick – Please Alabama lay the wood to Money Mays bank account.

Fun fact he had to lay it across 9 different sports books to cover the 3 mill.

Wiser Miggles Reporting

Wister Miggles BCS Championship Prediction

Florida State (15-1)– With all their speed and having one of the top recruiting classes I dont hate this pick with these odds.

Oregon (12-1)– They lose LaMichael James, but still have a ton of talent.  If they can get through USC once or even better twice they are definitely a strong contender.

Oklahoma (10-1)Landry Jones is back, but no Broyles makes this one a tough pick for me at this price.

Alabama (5-1)- Losing your team to the NFL makes it tough to go back to back.

LSU (4-1)-I think Les Miles and LSU were exposed last year and without the Honey Badger I hate these odds.

USC (4-1)-If you have Matt Barkley you have a chance.  I know the price is high, but hey if its the winner its the winner.  I like USC this year.

Wister Miggles pick is USC

My semi long shot is Florida State.

WM

***Stay tuned for my Lock City College picks of the week***