Typical New York Trash.

Look at this lady… “that was his ball bro..” typical New york… Go slam down a few more dogs and chokes in the parking lot.

 

Okay, I’m not one to write about this kind of thing, but this needs attention,what a piece of shit this guy is. That kid caught the ball fair and square and this guy and the bitch next to him… whine and complain that it was their ball until the kid gives it back.  “C’mon that’s my ball bro my ball give it back bro” ugh.

This guys whole life is summed up in this one moment. Cry like a little bitch until you get your way. The ball is from a fucking lawn attendant.. sweet buddy.

he called it dude..really … really.” go crawl back into the gutter you came out of. Disgusting bitch.

Boozer on a motorized picnic table gets nailed by the popo

TORONTO SUN – LONDON, Ont. – An Ontario man is facing charges after he and his buddies constructed a motorized picnic table and drove it around town.

Police said they attached a lawnmower motor and four customized wheels to the picnic table and took it for a spin on Sunday evening.

But the joy ride came to a sudden end when residents called police to complain about the group scooting around London’s streets, allegedly with open booze.

When officers found the table parked on a sidewalk, they charged a 46-year-old South Huron, Ont., man with having an open container of liquor in a public place.

BY  , LONDON FREE PRESS

DIBS.  Dude, look at this fucking thing!  BADASS!  How clutch would this be tailgating?  Fuck going into the game, I’d be on top of this bitch banging some college slut behind a motor home soaked in keg beer to devil went down to georgia.  Since when did rednecks move to Canada?  Who wants to road trip it to Ontario real quick to debo this modified pussy magnet before dumbass gets bailed out.  Jenna Marbles, go ahead and prep you’re best titty tricks cuz I’m picking you up next Wednesday to film your next youtube video.  Seriously dude, you were riding around London’s streets on a motorized vehicle chuging liquor?  What did you think would happen?  On a Sunday evening?  Nobody will notice me riding around on this giant keg with mud tires?  You got a fucking 6 foot flag waving above you bro!  And that lawnmower engine doesn’t  exactly sound like a toyota prius coming into town.  God, I would’ve loved to have been there.

 

Why’d she have to go and make things so complicated?

Avril Lavigne is supposedly engaged to this powder looking mother fucker from Nickelback…If this is real, kick me in the Dick right now. I mean not that Avril Lavigne is anything to write home about… but look at this Douche bag from Nickelback… On a rebound from Brody Jenner it cant feel good to steep this low, like she has to be depressed right? Anyway lets let it play out im sure once the chloroform wears off we will get the whole story.

What ever happened to that Sum 41 kid anyway? duh duh duh dahhh duh duh duh dahhh duh duh duh dahh duh duh dahh “Storming through the party like my name was El ninio / When I’m hangin’ out drinking in the back of an El Camino”

Diamond Dave the DJ

The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

Okay, if you have not seen this guy flying through the internet today then get out of your cave and click around for 5 minutes. DJ Diamond Dave is redefining the game.

I cant even say enough about him Let his work speak for itself: Diamond Dave Promo Vid aka And1 Mix tape.

 

I can almost assure you the amount of Bridesmaids Diamond Dave is crushing is non ethical.

 

LEGEND….ARY.

Breaking: Prince Harry Is Gay.

You only cover up if you’re ashamed of something.

TMZ – Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite. 
It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.

We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite. 

Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity. 

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz24KUlAZlG

So, at this point we have all seen Ryan Lochte and Prince Harry galavanting like two full fledged homosexuals throughout Vegas.. and let it be known, I am calling it prince harry is 100 percent Gay. But in the off chance he is not, I am incredibly envious. This guy is partying like Keith Richards back in the day. Sure you cant see the girls face so she could be an absolute beast.. but regardless he just threw his dick in the face of the Royal Family and said let me live.

Well England its your move.

“Look at This Bitch Tryna Hydrate Us”

Is that former rap artist Sisqo on the right?

CBS –  FAIRVEW HEIGHTS, Ill. (KMOX) — Charges have now been filed against three Red Lobster customers who attacked a waitress at the Fairview Heights restaurant.

The three women, all from Belleville, are accused of throwing water on a female employee Friday afternoon, and striking her several times with their hands and a menu. The waitress refused treatment by ambulance crews.

The women were detained by restaurant employees before police arrived.

Charged with mob action and aggravated battery in a public place are: 21 year old Sharrell Evans, 22 year old Britley Green and 44 year old Geneen Green. Bail for each suspect was set at $50,000. They remain in custody at the Fairview Heights Police Department until arraignment.

A witness at the restaurant said the women were upset because the waitress was filling their water glasses too often.

In December, at the same Red Lobster in Fairview Heights, another waitress was attacked by four customers. She suffered lacerations. Ania Wilkes of Ferguson faces aggravated battery and mob action charges in that case.

First things first, if I am going to Red Lobster you can be damn sure the only thing I’m assaulting are those cheddar biscuits. Now if the staff doesn’t bring them out quick enough, all bets are off.

The fact that there have been two attacks in one year leads me to believe there’s a little more to this story. I havent visited a Red Lobster in years but I recall a family atmosphere not the waffle house at 2 am.

PS are we thinking different baby daddy for this 3rd girl or just a friend?

Ex Tennis Umpire Goes Andre Agassi on Her Husband With a Coffee Mug.

Dont Bring a Gun to a Mug Fight

Via Fox Sports-

LOS ANGELES (AP)

As an umpire for decades on some of tennis’s biggest stages, Lois Goodman mixed it up with John McEnroe and Martina Navratilova, Roger Federer and the Williams sisters.

Already in New York City for next week’s U.S. Open where she was to serve as a line judge, the 70-year-old Goodman was met Tuesday with a felony arrest warrant from her hometown of Los Angeles, where police and prosecutors say she beat her 80-year-old husband to death with a coffee mug in April.

 Goodman has been a line judge at the U.S. Open for many years and was scheduled to work at this year’s tournament, which begins Monday, and was about to begin working the tournament’s qualifying matches on Tuesday, said tournament spokesman Tim Curry, who had no further comment.

In 1994 when Goodman had already been officiating for 15 years, she was profiled by the Los Angeles Times and described as an avid tennis fan who got the chance to be a referee.

”It’s exciting,” Goodman said at the time. ”This is my favorite spot and I’m out there rubbing shoulders with the best players. There’s no real way to describe it.”

Goodman said the job was worth the paltry pay, the dirty looks from McEnroe and the verbal assaults from players like Andre Agassi.

”You just can’t let anything bother you,” Goodman said. ”And you can’t take anything personally. If you do, you’re in big trouble.’

First off Andre Agassi should take full responsibility for this right? like Verbal beating after verbal beating on the court just had its way with this lady. I wonder what the final straw was. I’m betting  this guy was chewing a graham cracker too loud and she just went off.

Augusta Nation Golf Course Allows First Women Members?

The expression on Billy Paynes face says it all. “Holy Shit they went for it.”

Fox Sports – The newest members of America’s most famous private golf club, Stanford University provost and former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and South Carolina financier Darla Moore, have been under consideration for a long time. The AP reported that Rice’s name was first floated five years ago.  
By letting the membership process play out the way it always has – quietly and on the club’s private schedule – Payne successfully moved Augusta National where it needed to be without appearing to cave to outside pressure.  

The statement the chairman put out Monday when he called the addition of these women to the membership, “a joyous occasion” sounded more like the Billy Payne who worked his way up from hardscrabble Georgia football from a poor family to one of the most famous men in the southeast.   

“We are fortunate to consider many qualified candidates for membership at Augusta National,” Payne said. “Consideration with regard to any candidate is deliberate, held in strict confidence and always takes place over an extended period of time. The process for Condoleezza and Darla was no different.” 

Okay. At first when I heard this, I just about shit. I thought they said Augusta was allowing women to join. So I did a little internet search and found out there is  nothing to worry about, these old bastards pulled it out. They managed to find two “women” manlier than Chaz Bono. Everyone knows Condoleeza Rice has a bigger dick than Tiger.