Brock Holt, Does Everything.

What can’t this guy do? No doubt in my mind he walks around the clubhouse with the baby arm hanging out.. guys call him “Cock Holt”, and “Holt Forty Five” to name a few.

Here he is bailing out Gomes last night:

Heres a few more for your viewing pleasure

This Guy Packed a Football Full of Drugs to Throw over a Prison Fence….Buutt He Couldn’t Throw It Far Enough.

 

JACKSON, MI – A Detroit man who police believe attempted to throw a football containing drugs and cell phones to inmates over a fence at a Jackson prison Sunday, June 15, has been arraigned on three charges. Christen Deon-Sterling Moore, 22, was arraigned in front of Jackson County District Judge Joseph Filip on Tuesday, June 17, on two counts of furnishing contraband to a prisoner in prison and one count of furnishing a cell phone to a prisoner. Michigan State Police Detective Trooper Toby Baker said Moore was seen throwing a football over a fence at the G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility on Sunday morning by Michigan Department of Corrections officers. The football landed between two rows of fences and did not reach any inmates

 

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Bow wow, you should have remembered your jordans bro:

We all know this kid, every sport every ball..For example, playing a little stick ball in the tennis courts growing up; someone cranks the ball over the fence.. one dude runs out to get it and tries to strong arm it, off the top of the fence every time. Painful to watch, instead of the two second jog back into the tennis court this guy relives all of his fathers missteps in teaching him how to throw a fucking ball.. it’s a vicious circle.. hate to see it, love to see it type ordeal..

 

How Dead is Russias Goalkeeper?

Uhhh so anyone wanna address the elephant in the room? How dead is this guy?

This is the look of a man with Putin on the mind:

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But why? I feel like Putin is a calm, steady keep it cool type of President ya know?

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Fan Reactions to USA Game Winner.

Even if you’ve not once played the sport, don’t know the game, the Red White and Blue take it to another level.. its no longer sport its country and if there’s anything I can get behind it’s sure as hell the ol U S of A. Fly those stars and stripes boys we’re coming for you Portugal.

 

 

 

Great Reaction by this Reporter, Questionable Attire.

Heres the question, did this guy buy the bike jersey for this moment specifically, or is he the exact biker stereotype we all know and hate who clears the right lane and backs up traffic for 40 miles so he can feel the sick burn in his quads 4 days a week?

PS love the bro in the bandana getting rejected time and time again for high-fives..You can see the vegan cheeseburgers radiating off of him.

72 year old Hunter, survives 19 days in Wild.

Sf Gate Gene Penaflor woke up facedown and bloody in a remote canyon in Mendocino National Forest. Even worse, he was lost.
It was a situation that the 72-year-old San Francisco man couldn’t have anticipated when he went hunting last month with a buddy. But it was one that he was uniquely prepared for, his friends and family said Monday.

Alright first off, this guy is 72; fragility after 60 is through the roof. this guy fell, got knocked out and still survived with just a rifle for 19 days. 19 days? That is a long fuckin’ time to be trapped in the woods. I know people that you could pack a lunchbox for and a set them a tent with a nice fire and they’d be dead in 3 hours in the wild.

If it were me I’d be wearing a bison skin suit 35 minutes in, going lord of the flies on those woods. I know how this shit works, especially with a rifle “you drew first blood” bitches. I wouldn’t even want them to rescue me, start a new colony right there in the woods I mean shit at 19 days id be like fuck you guys I haven’t seen any rescue teams clearly they’re not trying hard enough.

This guy had bullets left over, how badass is that. Yeah I only had to take like 3 shots in those 19 days clipped a bobcat finished it off with my hands. Think this guys too old for a bullet necklace? Think again.

It’s your world gene, we’re just living in it.

Tommy Tuberville Bitch Slapping His Assistant

Tommy T does not fuck around.. This is all over the internet.. so lawsuit and fine to Tommy are inevitable. This kid just tucks it back and walks away, You are already a grad  assistant bro, cant go much lower than that. Swing away Tommy swing away.

Halloween BYU Football Player Brawl… Great Footage

2nd view:

Wow, thats just Mormons being mormons I guess.. BYU

Nikki Johnson of the LFL (Lingerie Football League) Writes Letter to Sam Gordon 8 Year Old Female Phenom

      

Nikki Johnson who plays “football” in her underwear for a living,  took it upon herself to write a letter to the 8-year-old speedy little chicken nugget everyone is currently talking about, Sam Gordon.  Here is the letter…

Hi Sam Gordon,
My name is Nikki Johnson a fellow passionate football player who did not care about playing at a young age or playing against the boys. 
 
I was really impressed and you reminded me of my early playing days and the sadness that came over me when I found out there is no high-profile league or competition once you reach a certain age in women’s tackle football. 
 
Than I discovered the LFL and it has changed my life providing a great platform for women to play tackle football on a global stage with the US league being nationally televised and games drawing sell-out crowds. Additionally, now the sport is global with LFL Canada and LFL Australia kicking-off with LFL Europe joining in 2015. 
 
I would not be writing you if our league was not about to announce a MAJOR re-branding initiative in January 2013 with a much greater focus on promoting the athletics of the game we love to play and providing a great goal for you when you turn 18yrs old to continue to compete. 
 
Sincerely from your biggest fan outside of your parents of course,
Nikki Johnson
LFL Quarterback
 
Ok couple of things here…
  1. Lets get the obvious out-of-the-way early.  This GIRL IS ONLY 8 YEARS OLD.
  2. Nikki plays football in her  UNDERWEAR (which we love) 😐
  3. Hi Sam Gordon?
  4. Did she really just say “Major re-branding initiative” to an 8 YEAR OLD?
  5. Did she really have to explain that she isnt a bigger fan of hers than her parents?

Im not saying writing an inspirational letter to an up and coming athlete in your profession is a bad idea.  What I am saying Nikki, is you need to disguise your true intentions a little better.  This letter has WAYYYY too many big words, phrases and seems wayyyy too scripted.  It looks to me to really have 3 very different purposes all together.

  1. Lets get Nikki and the LFL a little piece of the thunder that this lightning fast, little hamster has made.
  2. Lets make Nikki Johnson and our “league” to look like relevant, upstanding individuals within the athletic community.
  3. And finally lets use this opportunity to announce how we are changing the face of this exploitive, Maximesqe league comprised of ex, hot college soccer and field hockey players to be more “sports friendly.”

I really hope they don’t change the LFL and put clothes on these girls, the WNBA is hard enough to bear.  Put clothes and extra padding on these broads and might as well kiss the already dismal ratings they currently have goodbye.

Oh and leave this precious little gift from the athletic gods alone.  She’s an 8 year old girl dominating boys football, I’m sure she’s already confused enough.

The Wister Bra

Nikki Johnson’s Highlight real

Sam Gordons highlight real…Muuch Longer

ummm… pretty sure Sam should be writing Nikki.

Mark Wahlberg Gets the Lead Role In Transformers 4

Yahoo Mark Wahlberg has proven through the years that one can shake a youthful image–such as a buff white rapper–and become a successful actor with several high-profile film credits under his name. Now it looks like he’s going to add a big-budget action flick to his resume, despite the director’s original denials.

What can Wahlberg do wrong?  We all know about his past as Marky Mark; addicted to coke at 13, beating up police and other people blah blah blah.. He escaped that; Escaped his awful hair choices over the years i.e Vince Papale in Invincible etc etc. Its hard not to like the guy, but damn He is owning it.. what can he not do?

Best Friends with Teddy Bear – Ted

Cop – We own the night/The Other Guys

Police Sargent – The Departed

Retired Marine – Shooter

Porn Star – Boogie Nights

Rock StarRock Star

Bodybuilder – Pain and gain

Fisherman – The Perfect Storm

Killer – Fear

Athlete – Invincible

High School Basketball Player – The Basketball Diaries

Plus lets not forget he was the producer of Entourage and Boardwalk Empire!

Are you shittin me Wahlberg? The list goes on! My fingers just got tired of typing.. jeez Marky Mark send some of those sky miles my way.

Optimus Chachy

Map shows racist tweets by state following Obama’s re-election

DM – Map shows how concentration of racist tweets about Obama were from heavily Republican states of Mississippi and Louisiana.

Damnnnn dirty dirty why you be hatin?  Still mad about that civil war thing?  :/

Remind me to turn down my rap music if I ever drive through Mississippi for realssss.  No seriously Tweet it to me @masonjarsports   I know, I know we have Twitter….do as I say not as I do  😐

On a brighter note it looks as if Montana, Idaho, Wyoming and South Dakota either dont use Twitter or are judgement free zones.  Either way I just got a new found appreciation for those absolutely meaningless states.

MC Icey Miggs

HERE’S LOOKIN’ UP YOUR SKIRTS LOUISIANA

 

Wow! 5 Friends Take The Same Picture For 30 Years!

These 5 friends have taken the same picture for the past 30 years on their annual lake trip! Oh wait; they’ve taken it every 5 years for the past 30? Ohh so you mean they’ve only made it out to the lake 6 times in 30 years?

“Man, what happened? We used to go every summer! Man oh man, times they are a changing.”

Nevertheless pretty impressive! I wonder if the two guys on the left have  looked like serial killers 30 years ago too!

Chach

Move Over Cowgirls

You aren’t the only Dallas cheerleaders in town anymore.   The Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders debuted their new skimpy outfits Monday night and sure look to be giving the legendary cowgirls a run for their money.