‘Fantasy Slut League’ Uncovered At High School

Huffington Post – A  “Fantasy Slut League” has been uncovered at Piedmont High School in California following an investigation by school officials.

In a letter to parents, Principal Rich Kitchens writes that the league was created by varsity student athletes. Female students are “drafted” and male students earn points for “documented engagement in sexual activities” with female students, Piedmont Patch reports

The investigation found that the league had been active for the last five or six years at the school and served as a bonding activity for some student athletic teams. Many students — both male and female — participated at times because they felt pressured to, according to the report.

“Participation often involved pressure/manipulation by older students that included alcohol to impair judgment/control and social demands to be popular, feel included and attractive to upperclassmen.”

Couple things here…

  1. GENIUS
  2. Im really, REALLY going to need to see the scoring system. For journalistic purposes of course 😐
  3. “Both male and female participated” (uhhh yea lets hope so)
  4. “Participated at times because they felt pressured”  Ummm yea, thats what you say when you get caught.
  5. “Participation often involved pressure/manipulation by older students that included alcohol to impair judgment/control and social demands to be popular, feel included and attractive to upperclassmen.”  Last time I checked thats called HIGH SCHOOL.
  6. GENIUS
  7. What were the team names?!?!
  8. I wonder if players get byes?
  9. OMG I hope there is a trophy.  “Here son Im going to show you one of my most treasured trophies from high school, you cant tell mom though”
  10. The school newspaper is called the “Piedmont Patch,”  cant for the life of me figure out why that’s funny here 😐

Miggles #11

Jersey Shore “star” head run over while sunbathing

Ok lets play how many amazing things can we find in this story? 

DM – Brittany Taltos, from Florida, was listening to music on headphones when her head was partially crushed by the vehicle.

She needed 15 stitches on the right side of her head and suffered bruising to the side of her face.

Reality star: Brittany Taltos, left, one of the Jersey Shore twins who dated Mike The Situation Sorrentino while the cast filmed in Italy was run over while she was sunbathing

 

Twinning: Both Brittany, in black tank top, and her sister Erica, dated jersey Shore’s The Situation when they were filming in Italy. The girls have also appeared on The Bachelor Pad

Rescue crews said had the ground been harder she might not have survived the accident.

Taltos said: ‘I honestly thought I was going to die.’

The 23-year-old and her twin Erica achieved fame when they appeared on series four of the popular MTV show.

The pair were in Florence on a study abroad program where the series, featuring Snooki and The Situation, was being filmed.

The twins also appeared on the reality show Bachelor Pad.

Taltos said she was outside her apartment in Gainesville, Florida, on Sunday when the accident occurred.

Facebook rant: Brittany was listening to music through headphones and sunbathing on a yoga mat in the grass of her front yard onSunday afternoon when a Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck backed up and rolled partially over her head

Angry: Taltos has lashed out at criticisers on her Facebook page and pointing out the fact she could have been killed

Location: Taltos was sunbathing in her front yard at 316 NW 14th St when a pick up truck backed over her head

Taylor Green, the driver of the pickup truck, backed his vehicle after dropping off a grill.

As the wheels of his pickup truck pinned Taltos to the ground he heard her screams and drove forward.

Fire chiefs said Taltos’s head left an indentation in the grass.

‘It was very fortunate she was on softer ground where this occurred or the injuries may have been much worse if not fatal,’ said Lt Tracey Hidgon.

Green, 20, was not issued with a citation for the accident and is grateful his friend was not seriously hurt.

Taltos said the experience has given her a new appreciation for life.

‘I am in such a good mood today, even though my head is pounding,’ she said.

Ok here goes it…

  1. They BOTH dated him?
  2. These idiots “studied abroad?”
  3. Not sure why, but the Yoga mat was funny to me.
  4. Did you see the house/location she was sunbathing at?  Which now that I think of it, probably explains why the yoga mat was funny.
  5. The guy that ran her over was a “friend.”
  6. “Achieved Fame”
  7. Her head left an indentation in the grass.
  8. I dont know who Ken Peng is, but I like him.
  9. In short a truck driven by her friend, dropping off a grill, ran over her head, while she was sunbathing, in her front yard, listening to music, on a yoga mat and the reason this is news is, because her and her twin sister “dated” “The Situation” 😐

 

Miggles #11

Final Presidential Debate: Recap

Obama was considered the winner of this debate by a CNN poll 48% to Romney’s 40%.  Today it was announced that Romney widened his lead by two more points to 50% over Obama’s 46% in the key Rasmussen poll.  Which in turn goes to show you that these debates really mean nothing in regards to voter opinion…they are just good TV.  I think the biggest thing our controversy loving USA got out of last nights debate was Obama’s “Horses and Bayonets” zinger lobbed Romney’s way.   Other than that this wasn’t a very eventful debate as was expected, the incumbent having the edge in regards to foreign policy, because they’ve “been there done that.”

Daily Mail – Key takeaways:

  • Rasmussen poll puts Romney at 50% with Obama on 46%
  • Obama denounces Romney’s policies as ‘wrong and reckless and all over the map’ as pair clash over foreign affairs in third presidential debate
  • Compares Romney’s criticism of ship numbers being cut to desire for ‘horses and bayonets’ and accused him of playing ‘Battleship’
  • But Romney stands firm as he attacks Obama’s Middle East ‘apology tour’
  • Accuses President of letting Iran get ‘four years closer to building a bomb’
  • Both candidates at pains to repeat Israel was closest ally in Middle East
  • Romney steals Obama’s thunder by bringing up death of Osama bin Laden
  • CNN poll of debate-watchers shows 48% for Obama, 40% for Romney

Daily Mail – Key Punchlines from the debate.

MITT ROMNEY

On comedy:
‘It’s nice to maybe be funny this time, not on purpose.’

Replying to criticism:
‘Well, Mr President, foreign policy – by definition – is supposed to be all over the map.’

On his opponent:
‘Attacking me is not an agenda.’

On the Arab Spring:
‘We can’t kill our way out of this mess.’

On Obama’s ‘apology tour’:
‘Mr President, we have not dictated to other nations, we have freed other nations from dictators.’

On America’s role in the world:
‘The mantle of leadership for promoting the principles of peace has fallen to America. We didn’t ask for it. But it’s an honour that we have it.’

BARACK OBAMA

On Romney’s idea of world leadership:
‘Wrong and reckless and all over the map.’

On Romney’s inexperience:
‘I know you haven’t been in a position to actually execute foreign policy, but every time you’ve offered an opinion, you’ve been wrong.’

On Cold War rhetoric:
‘The 1980s are calling to ask for their policy back.’

On Romney saying the U.S. has fewer ships and planes:
‘We also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of the military has changed. It’s not a game of Battleship.’

On outsourcing:
‘You are familiar with jobs being shipped overseas because you invested in companies that were shipping jobs overseas.’

At the end of the day its just two boys having some fun up there, trying make everyone believe what they are saying is right.  With Romney’s current lead and one of Obama’s best efforts (last nights debate) doing very little for him, it could be a tough fight for the big O.  I hate to say it, but with Trumps “Huge announcement” looming Wednesday it actually just may have an impact now.  If….IF its something credible, Obama’s battle ship just may be sunk (pun).  If it something baseless, it actually could have the reverse affect and bump his numbers right back up.  Somehow, someway trump has weaseled his way into this election again.  First he tried to run or announced he “may run” just to see what the reaction might be (which was a joke).  Then he tried to attack Obama’s birth certificate (which was a huge backfire), now this.  Sad to say though, I cant wait to see what this is gonna be.  I hate the guy, but he is good and making people pay attention to him.

President Elect Wister D. Miggles

Romney vs. Obama Debate: Who won?

Lance Armstrong Stripped of All 7 Tour De France Titles.. and Banned for Life

DM-  Lance Armstrong was today stripped of his seven Tour de France titles and banned for life, following a report from the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency that accused him of leading a massive doping program on his teams. 

UCI President Pat McQuaid announced that the cycling federation accepted the USADA’s report on Armstrong and would not appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

The decision clears the way for Tour de France organizers to officially remove Armstrong’s name from the record books, erasing his consecutive victories from 1999-2005.

Man, they really made an example out of Lance here. Stripped of all his titles, banned for life, his sponsors gave him the boot.. basically forced to step down as chairman of ‘Livestrong‘. Way to kick a guy while he’s down.

My take on this is similar to Miggles’ I mean you know all these guys dope, plain and simple let them all dope. It’s a sport and we pay to watch them.. should we not see them at the best they could possibly be?

Let Lance Live (start the campaign 25% to us.)

Lock City: Week 7 NFL Picks

7-2 this week and looking to keep the momentum going with our nemesis the NFL.

Washington Redskins (3-3) at NY Giants (4-2)

Divisional games are usually tough and close and while I think the Giants get the win, I have the Redskins covering the spread.

Miggles Pick – Skins + 6.5

Baltimore Ravens (5-1) at Houston Texans (5-1)

Sure both teams are missing key defensive players but by no means does that mean they are weak defensively and this total looks far to aggressive to the high side and I look for this game to come in under the total which is in the high 40’s.

Miggles Pick – UNDER 46

Arizona Cardinals (4-2) at Minnesota Vikings (4-2)

The Vikings are just too explosive for the Cardinals limping offense to keep up with here. This one may get ugly fast. I’m on the Vikings here.  My Strongest play 

Miggles Pick – Vikes – 7
NY Jets (3-3) at New England Patriots (3-3)
Patriots will get down field in a hurry in this one and with the Pats D always being a question, I see this one going over easily.
Miggles Pick – OVER 47

Lock City: Week 8 College Picks

Riding this hot streak into the weekend.  13-3-1 in college past 4 weeks, looking to build off the momentum here.  Good luck!

Virginia Tech Hokies (4-3) at Clemson Tigers (5-1)

Clemson should be able to throw the ball down field all day against this  Hokies secondary.  Virginia Tech may have some success against a Tigers defense who doesnt mind giving up points.  Clemson by two touchdowns.

Miggles Pick – Clemson -7.5 (Strongest play of the day) and OVER 62

BYU Cougars (4-3) at Notre Dame Fighting Irish (6-0)

Brigham Young is a strong defensive team but their offense is very boring. The Irish are even better on defense and have an average offense which is still better than the Cougars. If both defenses play as they should, than in a defensive battle I’ll take the points.

Miggles Pick BYU +13

Michigan State Spartans (4-3) at Michigan Wolverines (4-2)

This is a rivalry game, and as a rule I usually love the underdog . I just don’t see that being the case here though as the Spartans just don’t have the offense to keep up with the Wolverines.

Miggles Pick – Mighigan – 9.5

North Carolina State Wolfpack (4-2) at Maryland Terrapins (4-2)

This game is a coin flip, both teams have decent defenses, but I would give the edge to Maryland.  I will take the points with the home team, in what should be a close game that may come down to a FG.

Miggles Pick – Maryland +3.5

Alabama Crimson Tide (6-0) at Tennessee Volunteers (3-3)

The line is set at 20 and while normally I think that’s a ton for two teams who don’t like one another, I think the discrepancy between them this season is this huge and the Tide roll here.

Miggles Pick – Bama – 20

North Carolina Tar Heels (5-2) at Duke Blue Devils (5-2)

Historically, Duke has not done well against UNC or any other ACC football program really, BUT I think they may be able to keep this one close at home. Taking the home dog.

Miggles Pick – Duke + 10.5

Florida State Seminoles (6-1) at Miami Hurricanes (4-3)

Miami’s defense hasn’t proven that they can stop anyone, and the Seminoles should have no problem scoring in this one. The Seminoles defense has been great at home, but has been vulnerable on the road this year. Laying almost three touchdowns with a road favorite is not something I can buy into here.

Miggles Pick – Miami +21.5

WM

Mason Ja’r Belle of the Week, Nissa

Meet Mason Jar’s Belle of the Week Nissa

Nissa is originally from Bosnia and currently reside in Midvale Utah.  She speaks fluent Serbo-Croatian-Bosnian and describes herself as a pretty simple girl that is sweet caring, easy to love, stubborn at times, but has a big heart.  She’s the girl you want to get to know and never will forget!

A-Rod was hitting on Australian Bikini Model Kyna Treacy

This is a tough one for me.  I mean at one point I would expect an elite athlete to act a little more professional in this situation, but after some further investigation I have to pull back some of my criticism on this one.  I’m not necessarily that critical of the flirting as much anymore.   What I am a bit critical of  is him getting caught.  I mean if the girl is that hot and the flirting MUST be done AND you are out of the game for poor performance, one would think you would be a little more discreet about Alex…tisk tisk.

Again bottom line here, if she’s really that hot, do what needs to be done, just dont get caught.  In a non-creepy way of course 😐

Wister “The Love Dr” Miggles

The former mayor, lawyer, finance director and realtor named as ‘clients’ of ‘Zumba Prostitute’

Daily Mail – A former mayor, a high-powered attorney, a real estate mogul and a financier have all been accused by police of being clients of a Zumba instructor turned alleged prostitute in a scandal that has rocked a small Maine town.

Justice Thomas Warren at first only allowed the release of the first and last names of clients accused of paying Alexis Wright, 29, a Zumba dance teacher facing 106 counts of prostitution and accused of running a brothel out of her studio. 

But the decision caused a ‘witch hunt’ of suspicion and paranoia among the 10,000 residents of Kennebunk, with some men being wrongly accused and the judge was forced to reveal the full names, addresses and ages of the men.

One of the accused is the married former mayor of South Portland James Soule, 58. When confronted with the public humiliation, his lawyer said: ‘He obviously feels terribly about this. The biggest impact of this is on his family and his friends. That’s truly the most dreadful situation.’

I’m big on risk/reward so lets talk this one out.

  • Risk – Lose job, public humiliation, lose family, go broke, have to move, live alone, eventual ending of it all.
  • Reward – Banging a 6 at best in the back room of a Zumba studio.  Way to think this one through you creepy old bastards.
Detective Miggles
Gary Bahlkow
James 'Jim' Soule

Named: Realtor Gary Bahlkow, 57, (Top) and former mayor James Soule, 58, have been identified by the judge

Jens Bergen
Joe Cuetara

Claim: Attorney Jens Bergen, 54, (Top) and financier Joe Cuetara, 63, were also accused of using a prostitute

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‘Zumba prostitute’ client list released by police and we have the names

If you play you gotta pay…these guys actually paid to play and now are paying again?  Anyway here is the list of names….more to come…

Fathers, husbands and prominent business owners have been sensationally revealed to be among 21 clients of the alleged ‘Zumba prostitute’ Alexis Wright.

They are accused of paying to have sex with Alexis Wright, a 29-year-old Zumba instructor who is charged with running an illicit brothel out of her exercise studio in Kennebunk Maine.

Police said more than 150 people are suspected of being clients and more are to be released soon.  

THE LIST OF SHAME

 The names of the alleged clients of the Zumba prostitute are:

Gary Bahlkow, Jens Bergen, Norman Crepeau, Joseph Cuetara, Kenneth Fairbanks, Donald Hill, Monie Hobbs, David Kline, Robert Labonte, Dale Madore, Paul Main, Harry McMann, Kevin Pagliccia, Claude Palmer, Philip Parker, Colin Powers, Clinton Ray, James Soule, John Verreault, James White and Peter Wormell.

Remember boys, deny deny deny, use big words, speak in circles, blame someone else, point the finger back at her, but never, never admit it.  Im here to help 😉

Oh and whatever you do…DONT let them see this picture.  Eeeeeek!

WM

Richard Sherman Talks Trash to Tom Brady

So Richard Sherman was in Tom Brady’s face all game Sunday, taking every opportunity to get in his ear. “I kept saying I’m going to get that next time,” Sherman recalled to the Tacoma News Tribune. “Every TV timeout, I went up and said it right to (Brady): ‘Please keep trying me. I’m going to take it from you.’ That was when they were winning. He just gave me that look and said, ‘Oh, I’ll see you after game.’ Well, I made sure I saw him after the game.”

Sherman tweeted:

“He told me and earl to see him after the game when they win….. I found him after…. “

Thennnnn he tweeted:

 

Thennnnnnnn he tweeted:

“Brady sure looks like a man who turned the 12thMan against us”

Thennnnnnnnnn:

“Patriots fans mad lol… Talking bout Super Bowl rings…. What have u done lately? Oh ur 3-3 lol”

And finally:

“Lol these ppl are hilarious … They have the audacity to call someone classless when they are name calling over the net lol… I love it”

I love how people are calling this a “Tom Brady trash talk backfire.”  The kid was in his ear all game and I actually think one of the classiest responses, besides not responding at all is “see me after we win.”  Granted he was wrong, but I don’t think its a bad move, considering they usually win 9 times out of 10 in that situation.

Richard Sherman

  • Birth DateMarch 30, 1988 (Age: 24)
  • Birth PlaceCompton, CA
  • Experience2 years
  • College Stanford

Theres a couple ways you can look at this.  Id like to call Sherman an idiot, but noticed he went to Stanford?? I can easily call him a thug…born and raised in Compton, Ah ha, to easy. I will do neither.  I dont think the big deal here is the trash talking, its the amount.  Im all for it and have been guilty of it once or twice myself, but there is a limit though.  Getting in his ear on the field is fine, seeing him after the game is finer.  Tweeting over and over and over and over again about it afterwards is not.  Its exactly what he has been called as of late…classless.  Act like youve been there, act like youll do it again.  So back to the root cause…not stupid – Stanford, not a thug – Compton (to easy), He’s only 24, a baby, so Im going to call this age and lack of maturity, withhhhh a sprinkle of thug (sorry couldnt resist).

Ill leave you with a bit of class:

Asked about Sherman’s comments Monday, Patriots offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels said he doesn’t pay attention to the trash talk.

“They have a good defense, they really do. They have one of the top defenses in the league. I give them a lot of credit,” he said. “They play a lot of players in there, and they play the run well, and they defend the pass well. They don’t give up a lot of big plays. They played better than we did yesterday.”

PS – I hate the Patriots and was completely happy to see all of this play out.  You suck Tom!!! What son?? WHAT???

What? I said I was guilty of it too 😉

Miggles

 

Felix Baumgartner Lands Safe: Breaks Record

He flew 729 mph, free fell for 4 minutes and 22 seconds and most importantly landed safe and sound.  Im pretty sure I was more nervous than he was.

Felix Baumgartner stepped out of the space capsule an astonishing 24 miles above earth, or about three times the cruising altitude of jetliners. The skydiver plummeted for 4:22 seconds, but it seemed an eternity, because 

his face plate was fogging up on the way down as he fell through harsh atmospheric conditions at dizzying speed. 

At 48 seconds into his jump he reached a speed upwards of 729 mph. That’s the new record for the highest speed ever reached by a skydiver, but it’s still unclear whether he officially broke the sound barrier. 

He also broke the record for the highest manned balloon flight, reaching, unofficially, a height just shy of 25 miles. 

Baumgartner’s long-anticipated leap Sunday, from the edge of space at an altitude of 128,000 feet, earned the Austrian daredevil several records, most notably the highest successful jump and for becoming the only skydiver to

have broken the sound barrier. 

“I wish the world could see what I see right now,” Baumgartner said as he stepped onto the jump platform. 

Lock City: Week 6 NFL Picks

Just to pre-curse this Lock City, we we have gone 12-3-1 the past three weeks in College only to give ALLLL back on Sundays.  To the point my own family (uncle) has taken the stance to bet opposite of my NFL picks.  Which makes me start to believe the books really do always come out on top.  If you believe otherwise you should probably just stop reading now.

NOW we are 4- 11 the past 3 weeks in the NFL….eeek, so I took special care on delivering you these gems.  Again, read at your own risk, but Im hot and right on this week!  Choose wisely uncle John….choose wisely.

NY Giants (3-2) at San Francisco 49ers (4-1)

Look for this one to be a playoff style of game and for the running game and defense to play a major role making it a lower scoring game that falls under the total.  With the game taking that tone, Im taking the points as the Giants are playing decent football right now.

Miggles Pic – UNDER 47 and Giants +7

Oakland Raiders (1-3) at Atlanta Falcons (5-0)

This is a lot tougher game than many would think as the Raiders are coming off of the bye, are well rested, and have had a chance to regroup with the personnel changes. Atlanta has been bruising it out and though they can make it look easy, but we all know nothing is easy in the NFL.  Any given Sunday and facts stated above, we are taking the points here.

Miggles Pick OVER 49 and Raiders +9.5

Detroit Lions (1-3) at Philadelphia Eagles (3-2)

Eagles dont turn it over today, those days are behind them as they lay it on Detroit.  Eagles D will play a big part in this game as Detroit cant run the ball and will lean heavily on their passing game.  Which plays into the Eagles hands as they can get away with just rushing four with great success.  I still do see this one going over.

Miggles Pick – OVER 47 and Eagles – 3.5

Minnesota Vikings (4-1) at Washington Redskins (2-3)

Minnesota for some reason still isnt getting much respect here.  Redskins are overrated and RGIII isnt at full strength.  I see this one as a gift and will be my strongest play of the day.

Miggles Pick – Minnesota -1

Green Bay Packers (2-3) at Houston Texans (5-0)

Green Bay is in a do or die circumstance here as they will fall out of Superbowl discussions if they slip to 2-4. Aaron Rodgers gives the Packers offense an edge but the loss of Jermichael Finley and Cedric Benson could be too much to overcome especially with the dynamic Texans offense going to town on the Packers secondary. Coming off a tough road loss and into another difficult road game doesn’t bode well for the Packers especially with the Texans looking to prove themselves against the league’s best.

Miggles Pick – Houston – 3.5

Felix Baumgartner: Record Jump LIVE

The amount of viewers is causing delays.  If you cant see it on here go to:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/14/felix-baumgartner-live-space-jump-red-bull-stratos/1632463/

Dog Rescues his Buddies: Amazing

OK its pretty clear what my stance is on dogs, but this should solidify it.  3 days ago “Robbie” a black Lab dove in river and swam upstream (literally) to rescue his two buddies stuck on a canoe.  How they got there alone is beyond me, but they are now safe and sound thanks to their good friend “Robbie”

Lock City: Week 6 College Football Picks

Lock City was a solid 4-2 in College last week and 9-3 the past 2 weeks…..once again to give it all back with the NFL, but lets keep making that money with the kids.

North Carolina Tar Heels (4-2) at Miami Hurricanes (4-2)

Miami has won the previous two meetings, including last year in Chapel Hill. I believe Miami will bounce back strong at home, they may lose a close one, but I’ll take the points with the home dog.
Miggles Pick – Miami +7.5

Stanford Cardinal (4-1) at Notre Dame Fighting Irish (5-0)

The Cardinal are worse than they were last year and the Irish are much improved in 2012.  Notre Dame is finally back in the talks for BCS and a double digit win at home against Stanford solidifies that.  Ill take the Irish here.

Miggles Pick – Notre Dame – 7

South Carolina Gamecocks (6-0) at LSU Tigers (5-1)

This should be a defensive battle and getting points in a game where points may be tough to come by is a solid choice.

Miggles Pick South Carolina +3

Louisville Cardinals (5-0) at Pittsburgh Panthers (2-3)

Pitt’s run game and defense leave a lot to be desired.  Louisville is undefeated and while their previous two road games have been a bit shaky, they have gotten the wins.  I like Louisville D to have a good game plan after a bye week, Louisville by a TD.

Miggles Pick – Louisville – 3

WM

Mason Jar’s Belle of the Week, Erika

Erika Fernandez is an exotic mix of Panamanian, Italian, and Filipino.  She grew up the oldest of five in  San Diego, California.  Having the heart of an entrepreneur, Erika had always sought after owning her own business.  After being offered a shoot with San Diego’s top photographer, Pearl Preis, Erika’s vision drove her to launch her acting career.  Because of her drive, her goal is to succeed in the entertainment and network marketing industry so that she can focus her attention on her business Peer Reliance University, a website dedicated to the financial education and empowerment of the youth.
Outside the busy world of the entertainment industry, Erika loves to volunteer, read books, paint, blog, and is an artist of many sorts.

“I am a dreamer. I have an endless amount of drive. Nothing can stop me when i set my mind to something.”

Zumba scandal: Fitness instructor charged for prostitution ring in studio

Webpronews – 29-year old fitness instructor Alexis Wright has been arrested and charged with running a prostitution ring inside her Zumba dance studio in Kennebunk, Maine, and while the news has shocked the small town, even more surprising is the revelation that many of the encounters were secretly videotaped, and that more than a hundred people were involved. Now, the town is waiting to hear the names of the men who frequented the studio.

Wright allegedly received attention from police after a blog post accused her of being a prostitute. The landlord of the dance studio says he is owed thousands in rent and has received complaints from customers who claimed to hear “moaning and groaning” coming from Wright’s office.

This gives a wholllle new meaning to the forbidden dance.  Ok that was stupid, but seriously I think a bigger read flag than the “moaning and groaning” would be how many men were apparently taking “Zumba” classes.

Wr. Miggs